Dec 7 2007Impress Your Date With A Car Of The Future
Want to impress your friends and possibly score a girlfriend? How about purchasing this sweet-ass "Fastlane" car of the future? You can "Buy It Now" on eBay for a cool $15,000. But before you push the button: It's not really a car. It's a shell designed to fit on top of a Pontiac Fiero. Which is not included in the auction. So, yeah. It was designed for Universal Pictures by concept car maker Trans FX for use in a movie or something. I know it can't actually go anywhere, but I still think I want it. I'll just use a flatbed trailer to tote it to the bar and then slide it off into a parking spot. Then I'll proceed to get some lucky lady extremely drunk and ask if she wants to see my fancy sports car from the future. Hopefully she won't notice there's not a goddamn thing inside and will still make out with me while we're sitting on the pavement inside. What, where's my sense? I'll throw a tarp down. I may even add a boombox for some makeout tunage.
Five more pictures after the jump, including one of what you'd see during a makeout session.
eBay Auction via gizmodo
Reader Comments
1. Sever - December 7, 2007 4:00 PM
Aw, man... only a shell? Lame... : P
first.
2. JerME - December 7, 2007 4:03 PM
Damn you cant even see out of the windshield!
3. Mae - December 7, 2007 4:28 PM
How... How do you even get in? D:
4. CLICK HERE - December 7, 2007 5:48 PM
It's a stupid car
5. Samuel - December 7, 2007 11:08 PM
you're a stupid car
6. Fred - December 8, 2007 2:38 PM
Damn thats sweet. if you ever thought of building your own electric vehicle this could be the shell your looking for. definitly turn some heads.
7. amy - December 10, 2007 6:05 PM
....sad times. too bad it doesn't actully move anywhere.
8. shark - December 11, 2007 7:27 AM
you think this is the future ? i waith your opinien .
9. sarah - February 12, 2009 1:46 PM
Thats a bloody awsome car! :D
10. hamza - February 25, 2009 1:06 PM
idiotic thing ,it cant move, no 1 can sit in it, n stil asking 2 buy it. REALLY!!!! the seller of this rubish is totaly MAD n he really needs a saicartrist
11. mary - February 25, 2009 1:14 PM
it is nonsense, 4 what u r asking $12000, no 1 wud buy it free, idiots!
12. mary - February 25, 2009 1:16 PM
it is nonsense, 4 what u r asking $12000, no 1 wud buy it free, idiots!
13. Krazy - March 15, 2009 2:32 AM
dude....thats crazy awesome. i'd buy.
14. cats_arein - March 22, 2009 12:59 AM
truly a car of dreams!!!
15. jj - April 23, 2009 2:59 PM
lets see how that goes over a hump
16. Turd Burglar - May 4, 2009 6:31 PM
Beautifully USELESS
17. Pius - May 25, 2009 8:13 AM
Wow! I cant wait for the future then.
18. abhijeet nigafde - July 8, 2009 6:52 AM
amazing
19. chelsey - August 26, 2009 5:33 AM
:L
20. sell gold - September 11, 2009 10:38 AM
ya its looking different but not good for all ........................
21. Jack - October 22, 2009 9:56 AM
It looks like a giant dildo. The car probably comes with three different vibration speeds.
22. Lisa - November 2, 2009 2:27 AM
damn,,,,thats nice as hell even if its only a shell
23. hussey - December 18, 2009 7:37 PM
you must be one sad, desperate dude if you'd go to those sort of fake-ass lengths to make out with a girl. being from england, i prefer to use a little charm and wit. i could turn up on one rollerskate with a wheel missing and still take your girl home at the end of the evening.
nice looking blue condom however;)
24. joejoejoe - December 20, 2009 5:10 PM
LAME...really lame. If someone left that in my driveway I would push it in the road and light it on fire - ugly fake plastic crap.
25. John Q. - January 30, 2010 8:35 PM
This is a sweet-ass ride. I would buy it if I had the car to match.
The aerodynamic profile on that shell gives me a hard-on pondering the possibility with a zero percent wind drag coeffiencient
26. Cojon - February 10, 2010 5:50 AM
Lots of comments. Mostly nasty.
The important note is this . . .
Can YOU do one?
I can! . . . and I have.
Your turn crabby guy!
27. Laura - February 13, 2010 11:29 PM
The shell is useless dude-seriously, $15,000? LOL
28. EM - February 24, 2010 5:09 PM
Uhm wow. So just buy it to convert it into a car. Put it on your car, and drive around with it on. Make it a electric car. Man!!!
29. Big Stew - March 10, 2010 4:50 PM
LOL, man that alot to go through for a chick.....LOL, just get her drunk, and offer her $20 bucks........lol, but nice car, or shell