Dec 28 2007German Poontang Juice Is Horrible Smelling

Is it 18 yr old juice or 48 year old? That would make quite a difference...

Ok, it smells like a womans vagina.

Who would use this and for what?

Women could use the scent of vagina to attract males. But then again, they have their own unlimited resource of this stuff and dont have to fork out 29$. I dont get it.

I didn't think the world could jump the shark.

That is vile.

Can you imagine if this caught on and celebrities started hocking their own scents?! LOL Britney and Paris? Yucko!

haha: I'm pretty sure that Brit and Paris have this in the works. After all, they ARE going around town giving out free samples to any guy they meet in the street. At least this way they could say they were promoting something. Other than prostitution.

LMAO. The most ridiculous thing about this is the video on their website. That dude staring into the camera while he shakes the vial is hilarious. WTF is wrong with Germany? David Hasslehoff and now this?!

I'm sure pervs could probably dab this on their blowup dolls, fleshlights, pillows. Whatever suits their fancy.

Highschoolers spraying other kids who then have to walk around smelling like vagina all day.

On second thought that might actually be kind of amusing.

I'm gonna wear this at school. Then I can say that I get more pussy than the jocks...(sigh) I hate being a virgin.

i want a free sample :P letting people at work smell it and ask if they know what it is xD

butt ehm i cant seem to find the link can anyone post the link for the free sample...
thank you ^^

You gotta give them props on the domain name, though. Clever.

Next up - My Nuts for women.

Who says pussy smells bad?

Especially not one they would market.

Ill buy it once they make it into a spray so I can coat unsuspecting peoples faces with it. HAHAHA.

Oh and cheers to the first person to think of the Idea of celebrity's marketing their own brands. ROFL.

I gotta admit, a woman vagina does smell bad sometimes, but when you are sexually aroused. Its smells really good and can be turn on too. This would give virgins out there a sense of smell of a woman. Not sure if that would help them or driving them into insanity and wanting to rape someone.. because that could be bad...

Unlike many of the readers of this website, I've actually had sex with women. I can already tell you that I smell bullshit (and not vagina) because in my experience the smell varies from woman to woman.

Haha. I think if I was still virgin and smelled some hey-nani-nani out of a bottle before I got my hang-down wet I would have gone the other direction and stayed exclusively with drugs. I came to a similar conclusion after taking a class on STDs (saturated with pictures and videos) freshman year of college.

For a long time i thought it was just the people i found on the Internet, and then as i began to hate nearly every one i met i started thinking " Maybe there is something wrong with me" But, this proves it. We really are a planet of very sick people. It is my sincerest wishes that the rest of the planet choke on Paris Hilton's rotten panties while reaming their asses with one of those Fleshlights. All while bathing in a pool of this rancid Vulva crap. Please don't wait. Get started NOW!

Watch Penn and Tellers Bullshit man.
You will find out that those abstinence programs are bullshit.
The government wastes 200 for every teen to lie to them about sex.
I feel sorry for you man that the shit they told you scared you off, ilovejb.

Oh and Fred, the reason you think the world and the people in it are shit is because you place yourself above them. Get out of your own world. Products like these, although not for me are a sign of acceptance and diversity in the world.

I dunno Karn. Now I am no prude, but sitting a whole semester looking at pictures of diseased cocks and pussies does make one stop and think. Shit, part of the final was identifying the VD on a couple of pictures of genitals. Don't be such a liberal faggot cause shit like this is only going to be getting worse in the coming years.

yeah the smell varies from woman to woman, i didn't like to go down on the last one unfortunately for her. some women need to clean up and eat different. the scent isn't what does it for me for sex, it is mainly the whole package and above all compatability. I'd probably be more interested in this stuff if I was still a horny late teen. first chick i got with i could still smell on my fingers for more than a day and I washed my hands, it was good... but these days I rather have clean hands.

I submitted this months ago, slackers! Ah well...Here goes for the (hopefully) amusing comment...
Coming soon: "Stink Finger" - for those who enjoy the smell of a pinky that's been up your arse.

I agree with #15...pretty much verbatim. Though I am not down with the whole "Vulva: original" I mean wtf? Yeah the scent of a woman varies, and yeah some need to clean up down there and take care of themselves, because while I love pleasing and all...if that thing's nasty, forget it. So...how about everyone just get a woman, wine her, dine her, and what not instead of taking the cheap way and getting a sample of this stuff.

That sounds horrible!

@18 - I agree 100% about abstinence education.

However, I do favor comprehensive sex ed that involves learning to indentify STDs. Yeah, there's a squick factor, but I'd rather kids know what to look for, and when to get their butts to a doctor.

Hey! someone make pussy flavored microwave soup!

Ive been waiting for that for a LONG TIME now.

Clever web address.

HAHA, gross man... hmmm, or maybe not.
but why waste $29 when anyone can get free pussy juice from a willing girl and mix it into their own perfumes or soups or whatever.
(...then again, not everyone is a "don juan" and no one would be thinking of "harvesting" when they're having a mind-blowing time.)

gah, the thought of it sickens me. i hope my lady won't ever know about this vile product. it's degrading. i wonder if there'd be such a product with semen. or a combi of both though. HAHA.

but STDs are damn serious shits. people and kids are dying are there coz of it. i got freaked too (what with all those sicko pictures and having doctors for parents) and didn't -- couldn't -- sleep with my lady til i knew she's clean of STDs. dunno why but she loved that i cared about that tiny detail. or maybe coz it gave her a chance to know whether i was clean too. HA.

nonetheless, i love her trust in me too. =) she's so hot in bed i can get all the pussy juice i want for free. screw the $29 ripoff!

Has anyone here considered the fact that you all take yourselves way to seriously? With all the horrible shit going on in the world how can anyone possibly get upset about some stupid company that bottles pussy juice? If that's all you have to worry about you need to get out of the house more and take a look around you. Besides, personally I think its funny as hell. I'm not going to order a vial of the stuff, but I'm sure as hell going to get a T-shirt with that URL on it...

hahahahahhahahaha, this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Check out the section entitled "things to note" in the FAQ section -- do not expose to mucus membrane and do not rub in eyes!! Eeeew, And what's with the crazed look in the dude's eyes? Germany is one scary place...

GOD DAMN IT!!!!! Thats bad luck!!!!! They invent a beef curtain cologne when I've just turned to the darkside (never hold the dark side of toilet paper by the way!)

Why not rub your hand on the real thing instead and sit there with the real odor smelling up the place, its a lot cheaper and authentic.

ha ha ,it smells like a womans vagina.

I married a a fat /ugly/ nasty/ rude/ un-washed German while I was a very lonely and desperate not so good looking man in the army, I was 23 years old and she was twenty and she is still as nasty in personality as shewas ten ans we were both in need for someone. I was only in need for FREE SEX !! I met this person in a german bar at night when it was so dark and I could not really tell how ugly and fat she was when we were outside she agreed to go to bed with me right then. I was so DAM lucky i thought that within three months after being made fun of at the Army Base for the ugliest girlfriend on the base we went away for a trip aroung the differant countries. When we arrived in Denmark she told me that if I did not marry her right then I would not get any more sex, and since we are both not good looking I had to . After two weeks we were married I was back at the German Brothels where the women MUST WASH After that I told her that she stank and that all the other woman on the base made fun of us both for being the worst looking and she the worst smelling couple on the base . After these rthings kept happening to me I kept going to the girls that washed and I would have to be high on grass to have any sex with her !! so she told me I was to dam fussy and she would only go to bed with me if I BEGGED HER TO !! I hated every moment I had to touch her for lack of anyone else. After any other girl found out that that ugly thing is my wife they would dump me in a second. The entire vase knew that she smelled !!

me gustaria que me enviaran una muestra vivo en venezuela. estado zulia en la ciudad de maracaibo

@33

This is relevent how?