Dec 20 2007Duke Nukem Forever Teaser Trailer
As an avid Duke Nukem fan, I've learned to not get my hopes up for the latest installment, Duke Nukem Forever, seeing how its development started in 1997 and has been a royal pooch-screw from the start. But now there's a new trailer, and it made me get all excited again. I especially like the end, when Duke says "I'm looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks, who's first?" That Duke, such a class act. Always smoking cigars and parking his bricks in alien toilets. Good thing he doesn't wear a monocle or I'd confuse him with Mr. Monopoly.
Out of the Vapor? Duke Nukem Forever Trailer [uberreview]
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Reader Comments
1. I'm First! - December 20, 2007 12:44 PM
I'm first!
2. Amy - December 20, 2007 12:49 PM
At least those idiot game developers portray a man's body as unrealistically as they do a woman's.
3. Morono - December 20, 2007 12:54 PM
I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK WHAAAAAGH
4. Koen - December 20, 2007 1:47 PM
Oooh, a teaser! That will be, what? Another ten years to get a demo and the full game in fifteen years?
5. Masterless - December 20, 2007 1:53 PM
"Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And Im all out of gum."
6. Masterless - December 20, 2007 1:59 PM
COME GET SOME!
7. Willravel - December 20, 2007 3:17 PM
I hate it when people film me working out, but they said it was for the "Make a Wish Foundation". Liars.
8. John - December 20, 2007 4:23 PM
I personally love the fact he's living the High Life in this video. with Duke drinking it, you know its the Champagne of Beers
9. big teeth - December 20, 2007 4:54 PM
Damn shame what happened to Duke Nukem.. they could have put out several fricking Duke games in the last ten or eleven years. Royal pooch-screw is right...not sure how they could have done worse job..
10. lesbo babe - December 20, 2007 9:47 PM
What's happening?
11. Atrides - December 21, 2007 8:25 AM
If they ever make a film out of this, they should cast Danny Bonaduce - he was born for the role. It is his destiny.
12. Randomdan - December 21, 2007 1:21 PM
Danny Bonaduce?! come on!!!! the one and only person that will do it justice is Bruce Campbell
13. Sarah - January 7, 2008 2:59 PM
Is it just me, or does the person doing the Duke Nukem voice sound like he has a cold? I don't remember Duke Nukem sounding so nasally.
It's like Fran Drescher turned into a man and did the voice.
14. Tom - January 9, 2008 4:45 AM
Last time around I thought he looked sort of Kurt Russelly now he seems to look sort of Bruce Willisy - it makes him look older. Oddly enough, Bruce is probably younger than Kurt but Kurt had those Disney years that probably did a Dorian Gray thing with him so he will always look about 20 years younger than he is. Sort of like Dick Clark but without the screaming teenagers.