As an avid Duke Nukem fan, I've learned to not get my hopes up for the latest installment, Duke Nukem Forever, seeing how its development started in 1997 and has been a royal pooch-screw from the start. But now there's a new trailer, and it made me get all excited again. I especially like the end, when Duke says "I'm looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks, who's first?" That Duke, such a class act. Always smoking cigars and parking his bricks in alien toilets. Good thing he doesn't wear a monocle or I might confuse him for Mr. Monopoly.
This is a super short video of a Contra commando playing Duck Hunt. And in case you can't watch videos at work, I'll spoil it for you: the ducks lose. But if you want to watch the ducks win, you should watch that youth hockey themed movie starring Emilio Estevez. OMG HE WAS ... / Continue →
Because the entire Monkey Island franchise will always hold a very special place in my heart (right next to Cool Ranch Doritos and watching people hurt themselves), I have a soft spot for Guybrush Threepwood. So yeah, it was just announced he'll be an unlockable character in T... / Continue →
I didn't know ol' blue pants from Contra was named Bill. I swear, you learn something new everyday. Today I learned what it feels like to pick up a plastic bag full of soupy dog shit. Warm and traumatizing. Today's already a bad day aside, Super Mario Crossover is basically... / Continue →