Dec 6 2007Death Star Cake Looks Like Turd, Is Delicious

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Some woman made a Death Star cake for her Star Wars loving husband. Which in and of itself is enough for me to hate my wife. It may look like doo doo, but it's actually a white cake with vanilla buttercream icing and marshmallow fondant Death Star parts. I bet he was real happy with it, I know I would be. What I was not happy with was the cake my wife made for my birthday. Because it wasn't actually a cake. It was genital crabs. She sort of rolled the "Happy Birthday" and "I slept with the UPS driver" celebrations into one.

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is it me or do you just want to squish it? Oh and keep your shit shaved and you don't have to worry about crabs...

mmmmouth watering

this looks great.. I want 5!

1. if you have a hairy ass you will have to shave that to. haha

I wish someone would make me a freaking cake. assholes, i hate everybody now.

Outside looks like its made of rubber, tasty rubber

thanks for the love on my death star cake! it was delicious, but in a kinda weird way since the marshmallow fondant icing made the cake taste a giant marshmallow.

and dude, if you were gonna use my photos, you could at least link to them like geekstir did. they're creative commons now, so no worries.

It was a very nice idea! Just wanna say thank you for the information you have shared. Just continue writing this kind of post. I will be your loyal reader. Thanks again.

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