Dec 27 2007Chair Provides Maximum Butticular Comfort
The Ayur chair costs a staggering $500 and looks funny. From the two-tone seat to the little hotdog of a backrest, it's 100% wack. However, as you can see from the picture it got an 8 out of 10 in some test or poll. Although that may be the date it came out or something, I don't really know because I'm an idiot and I can't read what it says. Anyways, the chair allegedly "provides perfect lumbar support while ergonomically lifting and separating your butt cheeks for optimum comfort." Well count me the f in! Just what I've always needed, lifted and separated butt cheeks! That way it'll be even easier for my perv of an office-mate to jam a pen up my ass when I'm busy playing Mine Sweeper. Which he does do. And which does suck. I think I'm going to have to kill him.
Note: Not totally sure what the woman is doing in that second pose, but I like it whatever it is.
Ayur Chair Protects The Bum [electroplankton]
Reader Comments
1. Xavien - December 27, 2007 12:10 PM
Why does it say "ADULT" at the top. I think this is a sex position chair... I mean, look at the way her legs are spread in both pictures. If your supposed to sit like that, it's definitely a sex chair.
2. Josh - December 27, 2007 12:18 PM
Yeah, it says that 8/10 is the date when it stops being sold, not an 8 out of 10 for anything.
3. Amy - December 27, 2007 1:25 PM
Wait does the site seriously say that it lifts and seperates the "butt cheeks"? That's hilarious. You'd think they'd at least attempt to be professional.
4. brandon - December 27, 2007 2:12 PM
They have a children's version of the chair on the product site..I think. I don't have browser support for Japanese, but it's okay, because the question marks make as much sense to me as it would if I did. They also have some sort of pie chart on the site too, which means this chair is very important and scientific. Unless it was talking about asses. Which is a possibility.
5. CLICK HERE - December 28, 2007 7:08 AM
I want something like this in my car
6. guate6 - December 29, 2007 12:35 AM
So this chair is..."wack" or "whack" ?
In any case, looks like a new design for an old idea.