Dec 17 2007Canned Air - For Huffers And Other Deviates
I love huffing model airplane glue as much as the next guy, but this product is ridiculous. Big Ox is canned oxygen that comes in flavors like Citrus Blast, Mountain Mint, Polar Rush, and Tropical Breeze. Each 3.5 gram can of "power oxygen" costs $9.99 and will guarantee you a seat in the principal's office if you bring it to school. I remember when oxygen bars were all the rage, and I never thought they were cool. And neither is someone hunched over on the bus with a bottle of Big Ox in their face. What is cool you ask? Doing whipits at the grocery store with the whip cream cans. Fun, free, and classy.
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Reader Comments
1. Anexio - December 17, 2007 11:46 AM
Next week at the school bonfire I'm tossing in a couple cans of that stuff and see what happens.
I love it when the fire marshall's eyes pop out of his head.
2. proteon - December 17, 2007 11:49 AM
The hicks around here have been selling that shit at the five and dime for three years.
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3. leen - December 17, 2007 12:45 PM
this is one of the stupidest things i have ever seen....do people actually buy this crap?
4. chris - December 17, 2007 1:22 PM
It will be nice to see this company come and go.
5. Superevil - December 17, 2007 2:00 PM
I've seen this shit at Circle K and if I ever see anybody with it I'm gonna shove it up their ass.
6. tara - December 17, 2007 5:39 PM
we sell this where i work ... $10 for a can of flavored air that lasts maybe 8 "inhalations". of course we, as employees, had to see what the big deal was. we each inhaled an entire can at once, and noticed no effects, except slight dizziness. and to think -- the instructions are 1 to 2 breaths at a time, maximum. kids come in and buy it all the time. i suppose they feel like they're "huffing" and that it's cool. i don't know. certainly not worth the $10.
7. Ed - December 17, 2007 5:58 PM
I did a post about this last year at my blog (click my name if you wanna read it).
I didn't think this was still around. Still just as stupid. But hey, they have 2 new flavors! :-/
8. Tenebrous - December 18, 2007 1:51 PM
President Skroob gets down.
9. Michael Brown - December 19, 2007 12:24 AM
But is it mountain fresh air or regular air? cmon Im the only one thinking that?
10. Vahn - December 19, 2007 8:03 PM
They're just adding flavor. How do you think people clean off computer components? Canned air.
This is just faggin' up the place.
11. Nikky Raney - December 21, 2007 12:00 PM
um lame