Dec 7 2007Awesome Pizza Features Jedi Master Yoda
Some crazy Star Wars fan out there, one with way too many black olives, made a Yoda pizza. It looks pretty good. I'd eat it. I'd eat the hell out of it actually, because I'm starving. I was eating sauerkraut pierogies for lunch until I realized they taste like shit. Which they do. The dogs ate them though, but they like that taste. One is licking his ass even as I write this. Anways, Yoda pizza. Yeah, wish I had eaten that for lunch instead. As long as they didn't sneak any Yoda sausage in under the green peppers. The last thing I need right now is to bite into a shriveled Jedi Master's penis. I think I'd puke. Unless eating it gave me the force, in which case I would choke it down.
Look at me. Judge me by slice, do you? [neatorama]
Reader Comments
1. Ty - December 7, 2007 5:32 PM
Eh, just ate pizza to.
2. CLICK HERE - December 7, 2007 5:46 PM
Ha haha! This look very funny!
3. KC - December 7, 2007 6:47 PM
In 30 minutes or less I come. Yeesss.
4. Jinu - December 7, 2007 7:48 PM
What's a Yoda?
5. Angular Momentum - December 7, 2007 9:14 PM
That's great but could you please for the love of god get rid of the horrible Microsoft ad that's been running for several weeks with the frightening looking semi-goth girl? It burns us.
6. Cat - December 7, 2007 11:39 PM
mmmm.... I could definitely go for some potato and cheese pierogies right now. hot damn i wish i didn't have to eat the shit they have here.
7. guate6 - December 8, 2007 2:17 PM
(to the writer): You know...you just said you'd choke down a wang. I'm sorry, but your manhood is in question right now.
#4: are you serious? If so, you need to be banned from anything relating geeks or nerds because you fail at life.
Regarding the pizza...good stuff, I'd eat the pizza.
8. Jinu - December 9, 2007 9:29 PM
Serious I am.
9. hapo - December 10, 2007 2:01 PM
uh doesn't look appetizing.
10. shark - December 11, 2007 7:22 AM
yamy yamy that look greate cool
11. Mike - December 19, 2007 3:34 AM
God damn it!!! this is stupid!!! its only posted because its Star Wars related. People let their senses drop heavily for star wars related stuff. I actually went outside and had parents who did stuff like fish and hike etc.. i wasn't raised on star wars.. Great movies, i agree. but fart on a yoda face! i dont care! if it was any other movie, esp. at this quality of a picture on a pizza, nobody would care.
Sorry to rant. I love the stuff posted on this site. but i'm sick of Star Wars crap. Just add star wars and its cool!! YAY!
12. Sarah Jones - March 12, 2008 8:19 AM
this pizza looks so funny that my little boy wants one
could you put different designs on it
13. hamburglar - March 13, 2008 6:02 PM
the pizza looks gay.
14. Boydi xXx - March 18, 2008 3:08 PM
That is a cool pizza, except I don't like olives. ):
15. Sammy J - February 26, 2009 2:11 PM
I like pizza
16. Parah Stalin - August 29, 2009 12:05 AM
how much for that commemorative grilled cheese sandwich? I could use that in my campaign. is it copyrighted?
17. lulu - September 14, 2009 4:24 PM
i thin its gay and the guy who wrote that shit too and im only 12