Nov 5 2007USB Retro Vacuum Has No Attachments

The USB Desk Vacuum Cleaner is a USB powered vacuum cleaner that can (allegedly) suck up dust and crumbs from your desk. They run $34 from bimbambanana and come in that awesome brown and tan color combo. According to the product page, "With classic retro style, you can suck your way to success!" Now I happen to know all about sucking your way to success, because that's why I'm the famous actress I am today, and never was there any "classic retro style" involved. You can totally do it without that.
Product Page [thanks to Chloe, a woman who takes cleaning seriously, for the tip]
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Reader Comments
1. boredom - November 5, 2007 10:55 AM
now this is just absolutely retarded but I do like the reference of sucking your way to success. If you've got the ability then why not use it
2. Daniel Norton - November 5, 2007 11:39 AM
Guys, if you didn't know, vaccums create static electricy. Which next to your hard drive can erase all your data. Learned this the hard way when some dumb ass technican put a vaccum in my computer to get the dust out while installing a DVD drive. Be smart use canned air, and don't eat your crackers over your keyboard!
3. Still Ad Review - November 6, 2007 12:16 AM
I have not vacuumed my place in a year, I would not start now! I better get one of these self roaming robot cleaners.
4. sdf - November 6, 2007 4:26 AM
LOL i can get a battery powered vacuum that's shaped like a sheep from walmart rather than this piece of crap for 5 dollars that does the same thing.