Nov 27 2007Umbrella Flask Hides Liquor, Costs Too Much

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This Brigg umbrella features a Malacca cane two-piece handle with a fitted screw-in drinking flask. That's all well and good, but the damn thing costs around $880! Now correct me if I'm wrong, but if you have $880 to spend on a freaking umbrella, I'm pretty sure you're allowed to drink anywhere you damn well please. Because you're filthy rich. Who would want to be caught drinking out of a cane/umbrella anyways? You'd look ridiculous. Like I do right now drinking out of my girlfriend's purse. The bartender looked away for one second last night and I had that thing filled to the brim with bourbon. Sure it tastes like makeup and tampons, but that's a small price to pay for free liquor.

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1. Jeezy - November 27, 2007 10:45 AM

We are getting tired of the same old jokes about drinking and getting drunk...

2. mactank - November 27, 2007 10:51 AM

lol..

3. boredom - November 27, 2007 10:56 AM

screw that paying 880 for a stupid umbrella, just go get yourself a set of the Reef sandals that hold liquor.
The hold about 2 oz

4. boredom - November 27, 2007 10:57 AM

here's the link for them. http://www.reef.com/guys/productdetail/guys/footwear/sandals/2597

5. woodhorse - November 27, 2007 11:48 AM

Let's see some DIY ideas for smuggling liquor. It should be a project that costs one weeks' allowance or less as the only people who need to smuggle liquor are still in high school.

6. J Rod - December 5, 2007 3:29 AM

Paying $880 bucks to sneak in a little booze! For less than $20 bucks you can get even more stealthy ways hide your booze at http://www.hideyourbooze.com

They got these sneaky shorts that are just freakin genious!

Nov 27 2007Umbrella Flask Hides Liquor, Costs Too Much

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