Nov 26 2007The Beer Pager: Never Lose Your Beer Again
The beer pager is basically a coaster with attached koozie that you put your beer in. If for any reason you misplace your precious life-blood you just push the page button and your beer loudly belches, indicating its location. The thing costs $20, runs on AAA batteries, and is pretty damn stupid. I mean, who misplaces a beer anyways? Sure I often lose unimportant items like my driver's license and wedding ring, but beer? Come on. Not to mention you're f'ed if you lose the pager. Finally, isn't it a little ridiculous that a product called The Beer Pager features a Coca-Cola can in the picture? Gluing a koozie to your hand: 1, The Beer Pager: 0.
Remote Control Beverage Pager [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. boredom - November 26, 2007 3:46 PM
Or you could do what most people drinking beer do, FINISH it before you put it down. Problem solved. If I were ever somewhere and this thing went off I think I'd throw it at the person
2. vyle - November 26, 2007 4:12 PM
Why does the beer pager promo pic feature a coke can?
3. John - November 26, 2007 5:52 PM
Frankly, I can only see this thing being useful in a retirement community, but then Grandpa would get confused when he tried to unlock the Town Car and the kitchen counter started belching at him.
4. mactank - November 26, 2007 6:42 PM
i dont like ...
5. cajunchick - November 27, 2007 12:27 AM
Also, notice that on the koozie, the man is using a WHEEL BARREL to carry around his enormous beer belly. That is when you know you've had enough
6. poop - November 27, 2007 6:11 AM
total chick bullshit. you can never have enough! lol. noOb!
best product since the wheelbarrow! bring on the french-fries and corndogs (gag)...(puke-a-little), i'm starvin'!
(then bring out the tofu dogs, so i can eat with you)
7. Amazing Rando - November 27, 2007 10:01 AM
Why does the beer pager have a Coca-Cola can in it?
8. Mee - November 27, 2007 1:36 PM
What if you lose the pager? ;p
9. T.j. - November 27, 2007 2:21 PM
Or you could just get your dog that you were assigned for being such a fatass to react to the noise and bring the can to you!
WIN / WIN!
10. sweet girl - November 29, 2007 2:56 AM
no is good but whit a normal proportin and not daily just 4 you cool
11. mike - July 20, 2009 10:53 AM
god! and your brain pager is next to come! have recently read at http://www.picktorrent.com about lots of harm beer does to our body. advise it to all of beer-lovers. sure you won't think of any pager afterwards