Nov 14 2007Take Control Of Your Man/Woman Remotes
The Take Control Remotes are talking remotes that let the man/woman in your life know exactly what they need to be doing. The Control Your Man Remote features 18 different phrases like "Time to listen!", "What about my needs?", "What were you thinking?", and "Just tell me you love me!". The Control Your Woman says stuff like "Zip it!", "All right, hand over the credit cards!", "Yeah baby, do that again!", "Feed me!", and "I'm outta here!". They run on 2 AAs and cost $18 for one, or $30 for both. I bought the Control Your Woman one, and I think some of the buttons are broken. Like all of them except increase spending, decrease cleaning, and decrease sex. The mute button sure as hell doesn't work.
Control Your Man, Woman Talking Remotes For High Tech Verbal Abuse [nerdapproved]
Reader Comments
1. gia - November 14, 2007 12:17 PM
lol i like the pink...
2. guate6 - November 14, 2007 12:23 PM
Nice concept, but needs more work.
3. boredom - November 14, 2007 12:36 PM
it's a retarded concept, you really need something like this that can be inserted up your ass to say something stupid to your significant other, cause that's where it will probably end up.
4. Amy - November 14, 2007 12:58 PM
Biggest waste of $30 I've ever seen in my life. That and the Over The Hill kits you can get at Spencers. Oh hahaha these sugar pills say "Limp Pecker Pills"! Oh Spencers, you cracked me up again!!
5. Smartass - November 14, 2007 1:11 PM
This just in.....
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6. guate6 - November 14, 2007 1:22 PM
Sorry, I meant it's a nice concept for a gag or to play around with, not for being serious.
7. Kim - November 14, 2007 3:45 PM
What a stupid idea. Like we don't have enough of those already. They take away the communication with your significant other. I personally wouldn't consider buying one of those things.
8. poop - November 16, 2007 7:59 AM
hey! ill take three of the pink and one of the black.