Nov 15 2007Solid Gold Remote Makes Me Sick, Mad
Denmark's Lantic Systems have just released a solid f'ing gold remote control that's "designed for operating home media and automation systems including video, audio, internet, CCTV, alarm, lights, curtains, air-conditioning and even navigation systems." It costs -- sit down -- are you seated? $55,000! It doesn't even come with a damn display! OMGWTFBBQ!?!? As an added bonus for anyone that buys one I'm going to throw in a solid suede size 12 up your ass for having too much money and not spending it on booze and hussies like a normal person. Damn I'm spitting mad about this.
solid gold remote costs moe than a lexus [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. boredom - November 15, 2007 11:18 AM
Someone crack the site you order these from so we know who to rob
2. gia - November 15, 2007 11:34 AM
thats cool..
3. j shlong - November 15, 2007 11:38 AM
OMGWTFBBQ!?!?
funny
4. Feckless - November 15, 2007 11:55 AM
how did you feel about the diamond encrusted skull? Enquiring minds want to know.
5. stuey - November 15, 2007 12:44 PM
HAHAHAHA @ OMGWTFBBQ
hahahahahaha i am so going to start using that.
6. Rose - November 15, 2007 2:29 PM
I'd like to know why the damn thing is round.
7. guate6 - November 15, 2007 5:31 PM
I agree with #1-#6
8. Taylor - November 16, 2007 2:31 PM
I kind of like that it's round...
since Canal street is getting shafted on purse knockoffs, can they start on remote control knockoffs?