Orgasmo Alarm Clock: What It Sounds Like
The Orgasmo Clock wakes you up in the morning to the invigorating moan of a woman having an orgasm. Which is pretty freaking awesome if you ask me. It costs $25. I don't need one though, because I almost always wake up to a woman having an orgasm. Unfortunately it's my girlfriend having sex with my roommate. :(
Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday [gizmodo]
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