Nov 12 2007Man Has Every Super Soaker Ever Made
There are a lot of pretty stupid things to collect in the world, and Super Soakers is one of them. This is allegedly every model made to date, including small variations. Seeing how most are still in their original packaging, I get the feeling this guy doesn't have too many friends to play water-guns with. Or maybe he's ensuring a high resale value when he sells them to other collectors on eBay. The only problem is there aren't any other collectors, because collecting Super Soakers is ridiculous.
Every Super Soaker Ever [electro-plankton]
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Reader Comments
1. as - November 12, 2007 4:37 PM
first
2. TheAdamBomb - November 12, 2007 4:42 PM
I bet this guy beats off to porn where (wo)men are wearing white t-shirts and are getting blasted by a hose.
3. captain j - November 12, 2007 4:52 PM
wow, something tells me he should do the same thing as the ebay video game guy and see everything so he can get some tang
4. Feckless - November 12, 2007 7:32 PM
And his contribution to the world is providing someone with more money than sense a way to own all of those squirt guns.... and words fail me now.
5. icweiner - November 12, 2007 9:46 PM
theres not much to say to this other then i hated super soakers cause you always had that asshole who went and got the hose and just beat you to the punch......and i like to think that being that asshole made me the person i am today...
6. robin - November 12, 2007 11:48 PM
this is just weird!
7. xt - November 13, 2007 2:46 AM
SUPERSOAK THAT HOEEEEE
8. The Moat - November 13, 2007 5:25 AM
Oh, sure. You guys laugh, now.
But when the legion of salt monsters come down from the mountains to ravage your women...
9. nominus - November 13, 2007 10:46 AM
he stole this idea from me. Prick.
10. gia - November 13, 2007 11:46 AM
old idea..
11. SippinDaSizzurp - November 13, 2007 12:27 PM
I bet this kid and the guy with the massive video game collection are massive Tools.
12. Tim - November 13, 2007 3:22 PM
sooo.... how much water do you actually need to fill up every single soaker???
13. joeypants - November 17, 2007 10:46 PM
@ 7... LOL - nice.