Nov 23 2007Life Clock: Not For The Lazy Or Irresponsible

The Life Clock is the lovechild of an alarm clock and one of those annoying-ass Tamagotchi virtual pets that always died on me. They're available in a variety of colors and run about $30. When the alarm goes off in the morning and you hit snooze or take too long to get to it, the little people that live inside suffer. Which is awesome. Because if there's one thing I love in this world it's watching little LCD people suffer. I'm going to get one and put two really weak batteries in so they'll be hurting right out of the box. Then I'll stuff it under a few pillows and let it go off all day. Take that you little bastards.
Life Clock is a fun way to start your day [newlaunches]
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Reader Comments
1. yea - November 23, 2007 1:13 PM
ew
first?
2. gia - November 23, 2007 1:16 PM
Looks cool...
3. MsApplebum - November 23, 2007 1:57 PM
haaa!!! I needed that laugh.
4. CLICK HERE - November 23, 2007 5:21 PM
It's a piece of shit!
5. HOT GIRLS - November 25, 2007 12:20 PM
I don't like this shit