Nov 14 2007Laser Pizza Cutter Not As Cool As It Sounds
Looks like some ass-clowns broke into the laser laboratory again and decided to use the CO2 laser to cut a pizza. While it is neat watching the laser do its thing, the video left a bad taste in my mouth. Mostly because it was shot horribly and the video starts with some dongle setting the scene with a "What they didn't cut our pizza? Bastards." in the most annoying voice I've ever heard. To their credit I did hear some chicks in the background, but I'm afraid to know what they look like. Now I'm not saying these people shouldn't breed, I'm just saying I wish using a laser to cut pizza sterilized everyone in the room.
Video via [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. J.Rai - November 14, 2007 5:29 PM
And then he still has to tear through the thing to get a piece.
2. Kevin - November 14, 2007 5:35 PM
I hope the guys laid that night!
3. Todd Wilsson - November 14, 2007 5:39 PM
Laser Pizza Cutter Not As Cool As It Sounds
The title says it all....
Don't forget this is geekologie not coolologie.
4. gia - November 14, 2007 5:53 PM
sounds cool....
5. wd-40 - November 14, 2007 10:20 PM
It is videos like this that remind me of the immortal words of Socrates when he said, "I drank what?".
6. Recess Monkey - November 14, 2007 10:53 PM
That was a lot of buildup for very little payoff.
7. KC - November 14, 2007 11:43 PM
Learn to use your video editor. That was boring.
8. XenoX - November 15, 2007 2:31 AM
That looks far simpler, cheaper, easier and more conveniant than the way we cut pizzas today.
Still kind of cool, but nothing special.
9. lenoz - November 15, 2007 7:12 AM
definitely the worst edited and least satisfying video i've watched on the internet for some time. pizza would have been cold by the end of it too.
10. Robbo - November 15, 2007 8:34 AM
wd-40 - Nice Real Genius reference! That was a great movie!
11. Jorge Kooney - November 15, 2007 11:43 AM
Am I the only one that enjoys precision cut pizza? Fortunately for me the v ideo didn't download all the way and I was saved from wasting more time with it.
12. guate6 - November 15, 2007 5:15 PM
If I had my own laser cutter, I'd be cutting neat things with it...not pizza...I'd cut up plants, pipes, tubing, car springs, who knows, maybe even anyone who's an enemy the country...but that last one's too much of a stretch.
13. poop - November 16, 2007 7:54 AM
pizza! makes me want to buy an xbox! holy crap! i only have $60! ahhhhh!!
14. sean - November 16, 2007 11:27 PM
Who put the sand in subby's vagina?
15. Spikey DaPikey - February 4, 2009 2:10 PM
Lame
16. TommyP - February 5, 2009 5:33 AM
If my pizza guy ever gave me a pizza that looked that disgusting, I wouldn't want him to cut it so I could roll it up into a big crusty club to beat him over the head with.
That pizza looked very unappealing and the smoke wafting up from the laser didn't look like it was going to smell very tasty either.