Nov 7 2007Glass And Steel Whirlpool Tub Is Luxurious

The Whirlpool Glass Bathtub is a real treat. It's got sixteen jets, can accommodate two people, and is totally see-through. They run $3,199 and are worth every penny. I've had one since they first came out, and I'm 100% happy with the purchase. The only problem is my wife came into the bathroom one day during my bath-time. She asked if I was eating Cheetos in the tub. "Cheetos? Cheetos?!! Woman that's my penis, GET OUT OF HERE!"
Whirlpool Glass Bathtub, That's What I'm Talking About [uberreview]
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Reader Comments
1. CAPITALLETTERS - November 7, 2007 1:40 PM
"CHEATOSE CHEATOS?? ? ? ? ? NO BITCH THATS MY PEANIS!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! GET OUT OF HEA r ! ! ! !! "
LOL, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
2. Michael Brown - November 7, 2007 1:41 PM
frist bitches!
This would be great until you accidentally walk in on your grandma when she stays over at the house. Or I dunno, maybe that's your thing.
3. Michael Brown - November 7, 2007 1:42 PM
ah you suck.
4. CAPITALLETTERS - November 7, 2007 1:42 PM
To clarify: this site's getting worse. Somebody get a non-moron to write everything, rather than just half.
5. this site lol - November 7, 2007 2:15 PM
hay frends
6. Violet - November 7, 2007 3:15 PM
I want to take pictures in that tub.
7. fghfghfghfgh - November 7, 2007 6:33 PM
to authors: do you get a commission for every time you manage to include the word "penis" in your posts? one might get the impression...
8. matthew - November 7, 2007 7:17 PM
theres plenty of other technology/invention websites (which update more often), so if you want less genitalia jokes go to those.
i just come here to read pen fifteen jokes.
9. tenebro - November 7, 2007 10:55 PM
I will suggest one of this at my favorite Streaptease Club.
10. Fudge - November 8, 2007 2:47 AM
Captialletters - you've been bitching since august about the writing. Nothing's going to change, you cuntwig.
11. boredom - November 8, 2007 8:13 AM
ok so I thought the penis joke was funny and the author does have some good and bad times but the "Streaptease" club and the cuntwig comment were even better. WTF is a streaptease club? Anyone want to help me out on that one. Oh and this tub is BAD ASS!!!! So much fun could be had in one of these. Fudge still laughing at cuntwig, thats a first for me.