Nov 20 2007For The Ladies: Handscape Rings Are Clever
The Handscape ring collection from Netherlands designer Zelda Bauchampet turns your fingers into a pleasant little landscape. Some of the rings are buildings, others are animals or trees. They probably won't help you punch through the window of your boyfriend's car. They're for sale, but no word on price. I'm ordering a set for my girlfriend, to try to make up for that whole "making out with another girl by the dumpster behind the bar" thing that went down a few nights ago. Oh wait, she doesn't know about that. Cancel the order.
One more picture of some of the rings after the jump.
Zelda's page via [notcot]
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Reader Comments
1. guate6 - November 20, 2007 10:19 AM
Stupid for what they were "created" for, but good idea for those who can't afford brass knuckles. (proto-)
2. boredom - November 20, 2007 10:25 AM
you are SERIOUSLY going to hurt yourself if you punch someone with these, of course that will be ok considering what you could do to someone's face with these. I bet they get banned in the U.S. and other places for that fact.
3. gia - November 20, 2007 11:19 AM
huh? tha's crazy..
4. woodhorse - November 20, 2007 1:05 PM
I know some chollas who would like the christmas trees.
5. Amy - November 20, 2007 1:17 PM
Ultimate girl fight.
6. hunnybee - November 20, 2007 3:51 PM
You could definitely scratch some eyes out with those things. And snag your sweaters. I'd hate that.
7. CLICK HERE - November 20, 2007 4:41 PM
I hate those rings. I dont' think this is cool...
8. Masterless - November 20, 2007 6:15 PM
$10 says they wont let you on planes with these on.
9. Neko - November 21, 2007 2:03 AM
That would be great for self defense or clawing out some rival girl's eyes at the club. You know, whichever happens first.
10. Diana - November 21, 2007 3:35 AM
Thanks! keep good working!
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11. Kaye - November 21, 2007 4:47 AM
Those are dangerous, I'm going to buy myself two sets.
12. nat - November 21, 2007 12:14 PM
hahahah i want some!
13. pats - November 21, 2007 7:30 PM
female gang members around the world rejoice for their (finally) stylish jewelry.
Never before could they make the easy accessory transition from street fight to date night (or gang bang) with such ease.
14. Zlda - November 23, 2007 10:01 AM
Hey hey everyone! They are not made to punch someone!? Tis picture was taken for those who copied my work.
15. total bitch - February 18, 2009 5:30 AM
I like them. They're cute. It never occurred to me to use them as weapons until I read you violent mofos comments.
16. bob - March 13, 2009 7:17 AM
like you have a girlfriend haha or even hooked up with a chick behind a bar