Nov 6 2007Drunk Driving: V8 Powered Barstools
Featured at SEMA 2007, these Hossfly V8 Barstools are exactly what they sound like. Unless you were thinking they were made from a tomato-based beverage that tastes like ass. If you were thinking that you were wrong. I'm talking engines here. I want one. Oh, and the steering wheel should have a cocktail table attachment for when you're parked. Just make sure to clear the table and stow it before taking off. Otherwise you'll have to explain to police why you were driving a barstool and cocktail table loaded with drinks down the sidewalk with no lights on. Which isn't easy.
A video of them in action after the jump, which allegedly doesn't give an accurate portrayal of the noise these things crank out.
V8 Barstools You Can Ride [techeblog]
Reader Comments
1. boredom - November 6, 2007 10:47 AM
HOLY SHIT I WANT ONE, like now and do they come with ear plugs because if you've never had the chance to stand next to a V8 with open headers then you might not understand the true definition of a male orgasm
2. whistle - November 6, 2007 10:59 AM
I see more purpose in the recently featured USB ferris wheel than this stupid, stupid (not enough "stupids" in the world to properly emphasize) invention. Loud noises are annoying and harmful; engines are for a purpose - mechanical movement - that is it. The fascination with them is very stupid.
3. MoTT - November 6, 2007 5:20 PM
holy those things must rip it seeing that they are so small with a v8
4. poop - November 6, 2007 9:49 PM
love it.
5. Travel Blogger - November 6, 2007 10:16 PM
Awsome, its like bar stool, take me to John… No not that John!
6. Still Ad Comments - November 6, 2007 10:18 PM
This is too much power to have under my ass.
7. Danklin24 - November 6, 2007 10:47 PM
Bar stools crossed with a vehicle, thats f***ing genius cause you know, drunk driving is all the rage these days. If you arent getting into a head-on collision because you've just downed a fifth of jager, you aint cool.