Nov 1 2007Donut Machine Is My Girlfriend's Dream Man
The Dough-Nu-Matic is a stupidly named automatic donut machine. Sort of. You see, you still have to make the dough and put it in. All the machine does is form the delicious little bastards and fry them. You can crank out about a dozen in under six minutes. The unit costs $130 from Skymall (surprise, surprise) and I'm sure as soon as my hideous girlfriend reads this she'll have three on order. One for the house, one for the office, and the crazy bitch will probably mount one in her car. She can barely go a minute without a warm donut.
Dough-Nu-Matic Automatic Doughnut Machine [boingboing]
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Reader Comments
1. FIRST - November 1, 2007 11:31 AM
FIRST
2. clown - November 1, 2007 11:35 AM
this... is... AWESOME! we fat-asses of the world rejoice!
3. holykemp - November 1, 2007 11:40 AM
I see they went with the same color scheme and almost the same logo design as Krispy Kreme. This product can't lose.
4. boredom - November 1, 2007 1:45 PM
oh hell yeah this is the day Fat people like myself have been waiting for. Who's got the link for the dough maker?
5. Guenievere - November 1, 2007 2:28 PM
...and thus we learn why you haven't had sex (with another person) for a long time. Pray tell, what is the point of having a girlfriend then?
6. Fred - November 3, 2007 2:24 PM
I'm not sure who is actually the dumbest in this scenario. The man being controlled by a womans vagina or a woman that thinks i need it. I'll eat dough-nuts and crap you a door ticket in a hurry.
By the way, Thats sweet. I'd like to hook that up on a timer that simultaneously releases a dough-nut, cigarette, and a cup of coffee.