Nov 30 2007Donk Tank: A Maybe For The Christmas List
The JL421 Badonkadonk (yeah) Land Cruiser/Tank is a pretty sweet little vehicle. It fits five people inside or on the roof, can be controlled from inside or out, and reaches 40 mph. It's got a 400 watt "premium sound system", carpet interior, accent lighting, and Star Wars styling. They're built on an order-by-order basis, so you can have it pimped out even more should you desire a sex-swing or laser cannon. They run $20,000 and are available through Amazon. If you buy one I'd like a ride sometime. Unless you modified yours with the sex-swing and all. In which case I'll pass. Not that I wouldn't trust you or anything, but I wouldn't trust you. Because you're a sick pervert. Sex-swing: cool. Sex-swing in tank: sexual deviant.
Note: Hunter S. Thompson not included.
A picture of the thing at night after the jump.
Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank [uberreview]
Reader Comments
1. bonzo420 - November 30, 2007 11:46 AM
old!
2. yea - November 30, 2007 11:55 AM
does it hover? i don't see any wheels/tracks...
3. guate6 - November 30, 2007 12:06 PM
I'd have a green underbody kit, premium sound, LCD's (inside and removable for outside), lambo doors, engine mods, a nice paint job, some vinyls, and airbags (see: hydraulics). Heh...but for that price, I'd rather get an import tuner...and...well...tune it.
4. wd-40 - November 30, 2007 12:46 PM
jawas are jealouse
5. A - November 30, 2007 1:13 PM
That's at burning man!
6. ztard-43 - November 30, 2007 6:16 PM
you didnt mention that it shoots fire. cause it does. i have been in it. Its got a frickin flamethrower. yeah.
7. pumwa - December 1, 2007 2:32 PM
These are available on Amazon.com, you get to order the different options you want too.
8. guate6 - December 1, 2007 5:19 PM
...I remember when Amazon was only for books and movies. Then later it got into small novelty things...now a frickin' tank!? Jeez, I wish my local library was that cool.
9. douche?! - December 4, 2007 3:28 PM
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10. eric - August 16, 2009 3:35 PM
i drive a badonkadonk and its as fun as hell. it dosent hover, it has wheels. if you want to know more then google nao design