Nov 13 2007Clam Shell Opener Opens Packages Easily
The Dual Bladed EZ Clam Shell Opener from thinkgeek is a device made for opening those annoying-as-hell clamshells that everything I buy seems to come in these days. It'll set you back $5, and in an ironic twist, the "Product comes in clam shell packaging (the last one you'll ever struggle to open!)". Oh the hilarity. Too bad I ordered one a week ago and now it's sitting in a pile with the rest of unopened clam shells I have. You see, I'm not allowed to use scissors or knives anymore without supervision. You accidentally stab yourself in the head a couple times and everyone freaks out and thinks you're a danger to yourself.
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Reader Comments
1. boredom - November 13, 2007 9:28 AM
sweet I have the saem problem, I'm not allowed near sharp objects at all. I never stabbed myself in the head but there are others ways to not be allowed near knives and such. If this thing works it might make xmas better this year. Now we need something to get through those damn twisty things the secure everything with
2. Jeezy - November 13, 2007 9:49 AM
Weak. This has been around forever and is hardly cool or technologically relevant.
3. gia - November 13, 2007 11:43 AM
i need that...
4. Superevil - November 13, 2007 2:45 PM
My grandfather had one of these in the 80s but he called it a pocket knife.
And #3 what you really need is a hole in your head.
5. Nick - March 9, 2008 11:43 AM
I like the plastic surgeon package opener. And it didn't come in its own clamshell package!