The Dual Bladed EZ Clam Shell Opener from ThinkGeek is a device made for opening those annoying-as-hell clamshells that everything I buy seems to come in these days. It'll set you back $5, and in an ironic twist, the "Product comes in clam shell packaging (the last one you'll ever struggle to open!)". Oh the hilarity! Too bad I ordered one a week ago and now it's sitting in a pile with the rest of unopened clam shells. You see, I'm not allowed to use scissors anymore without adult supervision. You stab yourself in the head three times...
Dual Bladed Clam Shell Opener Saves Your Fingers [ohgizmo]
Raise you hand if you like dragons. Whoa, that's a lot of hands. Okay, let's try this -- raise you hand if you don't like dragons. What the hell's the matter with you -- HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE DRAGONS!? What about Falkor the Luck Dragon? Yeah, I bet you feel stupid now, don'... / Continue →
WHY IS THERE A GRAPE TOOTSIE ROLL POP ON THE FLOOR -- and can I have it?
These are a couple pictures of DeviantARTist volfraider's Assassin's Creed inspired hidden gun/blade combo. The gun hides up your sleeve until, SNIKT! -- there's a gun in your hand and you're waving it a... / Continue →
This is the $40 Dead-On Annihilator Superhammer, a zombie apocalypse survival tool that looks like a cross between a hammer, crowbar and robot dildo railroad spike. But oh no -- IT'S SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. Kidding, just a little bit more.
It makes a wicked anti-zombie device... / Continue →