Nov 13 2007Cell Phone Keyboard For Texting Junkies

The Cre8txt cell phone keyboard is for people who can't type on a regular keyboard because they're so accustomed to texting on a phone that their brains can no longer handle a standard QWERTY keyboard. Even my roommate, who is a hunt and pecker (and a dick), can manage to type quicker than you could on one of these. The thing costs $105. For an extra $85 you can get some software that translates the commonly used cell phone slang. Gr8. Dis hs gt 2 B d dumbest pce o sht evr.
Cr8txt Mobile Cell-Phone Style Keyboard is Costly and Stupid [uberreview]
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Reader Comments
1. Her_Majesty_ELizabeth_II - November 13, 2007 10:08 AM
"Gr8. Dis hs gt 2 B d dumbest pce o sht evr."
LMAO SQUIRE
FIRST 1ST !ST
2. Amy - November 13, 2007 10:41 AM
I still can't type quickly on a cellphone.
3. vixen - November 13, 2007 11:12 AM
omg.
i know people who would use this.
i don't think they know how to read, but they can txt.
4. boredom - November 13, 2007 11:28 AM
I'll admit that I can type fast as hell on my cell without looking but I'd shoot myself before I ever bought this stupid ass shit
5. gia - November 13, 2007 11:41 AM
omg..!
6. SippinDaSizzurp - November 13, 2007 12:07 PM
I only have one thing to say to anyone who thinks this thing is cool, NERD.
7. Superevil - November 13, 2007 2:43 PM
I have a warning for anyone considering purchasing this.
If you do I will personally come to your house and cut your f***ing eyes out of your skull.
8. mint - November 13, 2007 2:44 PM
did you just diss nerds on a site called geekologie?
Classy
9. stoopid ass sucka - November 13, 2007 6:34 PM
i swear i was thinking the other day wouldnt it be tight to have a usb phone keypad that would translate T9 lol i guess im dumb but i want it
10. When - November 13, 2007 6:36 PM
Gia, when are you going to let me hit that? damn you're hot!
11. Michael Pruett - May 20, 2009 10:39 PM
I know this post is old as hell but I know how this shit could be used. If you're holding a netbook open in one hand and can't type very fast with one hand, this in the other hand will suffice. And look kinda stupid too.
12. Easy to use cellphone - July 23, 2009 4:35 PM
I don't even see when you would have time to use this. It completely negates the purpose of the cellphone.
13. Rajkumar - August 26, 2009 11:21 AM
nice info
14. Luca Mazzocco - April 9, 2010 8:49 AM
Far from a stupid invention...this device is ideal for people with movement problems derived from damage to the nervous system. I have a friend wo will finally be able to communicate again thanks to this.