Nov 6 2007Caffeine Necklace: Face It, You're Addicted
For all of you out there that can't function in the morning without a cup of coffee, consider the Caffeine Molecule Necklace. It doesn't actually inject the pure goodness directly into your bloodstream (although it should), but it does let everyone around you know you're addicted (if they know what the hell a caffeine molecule looks like). It's 1.5" wide and both it and the chain are sterling silver. It runs $85, which is more than I expected. You have to be careful with stuff like this though. It could actually be the molecule for something like meth or coke. Like this Chinese tattoo I got on my ass-cheek. The dude swore it meant "100% Tough Guy", but it turns out it actually reads "Enter Here".
Caffeine in a Necklace [uberreview]
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Reader Comments
1. Doogie Howser - November 6, 2007 4:38 PM
I'm getting twitchy just thinking about it -- first
2. none - November 6, 2007 4:42 PM
"first" is for wankers..
this thing sucks, it should offer more then just caffeine like those tshirts do that show the composition of elements and shit..
3. Feckless - November 6, 2007 4:48 PM
This is not as cool as the One Legged Woman pendant that Stella McCartney designed. I'm not a proponent of dissing the Handicapped but that shit is funny.
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4. Chris - November 6, 2007 6:50 PM
Are they working on "crack addiction molecule" and "hard liquor molecule" versions as well? Those would sell like gangbusters here in New York City.
5. Colette - November 6, 2007 6:55 PM
When I read the headline I thought it would be a necklace with a little emergency bottle of caffeine attached.
6. boredom - November 6, 2007 9:27 PM
ok so this is old as hell from thinkgeek, yes I know I've been to that site I'll admit it only cause none of you know who I am. They have caffiene tshirts and mugs and all kind of crap with the caffiene molecule but alas it's still gay
7. Ames - November 6, 2007 11:51 PM
Eighty-five dollars??! That's like the cost of two frappucinos at Starbucks. Do they have one in plastic?
8. blpressure - November 7, 2007 9:47 AM
$85 is not that much, but that's because I'm British and the £ is mighty! I wouldn't but it tho cuz it sucks.
9. guate6 - November 7, 2007 12:24 PM
#8: you just gave a bad name to the British because you are too cocky, and you can't spell (see the single sentence after your run-on sentence). This molecule doesn't show stereochemistry...and (yes I am a geek so I can post this here) if you wear it backwards, you can say you have the diastereomer of caffeine (pardon me as I don't know what the common name to this is). Organic chemistry sucks.
10. Megan - November 16, 2007 8:44 PM
Just bought this, I love it. They have other types too.