Nov 23 2007Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider Gun For Sale
The replica Heckler & Koch 9mm that Angelina Jolie used in the original Tomb Raider movie is for sale on eBay. It's made mostly of rubber, look pretty good, and comes with the holster that was worn on Angelina's leg. So yeah, you can own something that touched Angelina's leg. The bidding starts at $5,000, and nobody has made a move since the auction started four days ago. Because who the hell wants to blow 5K on a rubber gun? Not this guy. It's not like Angelina had sex with the gun or anything. At least not that I know of. If she did that would be a completely different story. A story that ends with that gun in my pants.
eBay via [uberreview]
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Reader Comments
1. Your Mum - November 23, 2007 2:07 PM
I certainly wouldn't allow my children to spend that much money on a toy.
2. Ty - November 23, 2007 2:14 PM
Eh, not that great. I would like to see Angelina Jolie though. She was, well ^_^.
3. gia - November 23, 2007 2:20 PM
huh??
4. CLICK HERE - November 23, 2007 5:19 PM
Rubber? Dude, I want something real. A gun with silver bullet...
5. CAPITALLETTERS - November 23, 2007 5:58 PM
What's there to be confused about, gia? It's quite clear; she was "well upward-pointed chevron underscore upward-pointed chevron stop".
BUHHHRR. Obvious.
6. guate6 - November 24, 2007 1:48 AM
Heh, 2.4 days left and no bids, go figure. If it came with a week with Angelina as one's friend or sex slave, then I might consider it.
7. HOT GIRLS - November 25, 2007 12:20 PM
It looks so real...
8. LES - December 1, 2007 9:50 PM
its an H&K match with a barrel compensator for comp. shootin you can buy the real deal for about 1600 bucks in 45 cal.
9. leen - June 20, 2008 7:34 PM
i em from belguim ent ay am leen de borsts en die lif in wippelgem