Oct 12 2007Windshield Wiper Mirror, So You Can Shave
I hate getting out of the shower and ready to shave only to realize I can't see a damn thing in the bathroom mirror. If I leave the bathroom door open while I shower it helps, but then I get a cold breeze in there that makes my penis shrivel up inside me. And wiping the mirror with a towel just doesn't cut it. Enter the Bathroom Mirror Wiper. It's a windshield wiper for your bathroom mirror. I'm pretty sure you have to move it manually, which sucks. I don't like looking at myself in the mirror anyways. I'm ugly folks. Almost as ugly as my girlfriend. I'm way out of her league.
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Reader Comments
1. penisface - October 12, 2007 12:48 PM
last
2. nice guy - October 12, 2007 1:34 PM
recycling is so cool
3. clark - October 12, 2007 2:28 PM
this is fabulous. but you're right, moving it manually is for the birds.
4. Matt - October 12, 2007 11:10 PM
alternatively a little soapy water on the mirror works a treat.
5. mactanque - October 13, 2007 2:09 AM
cool and funny! http://www.mactanque.com/
6. N_V_D - October 13, 2007 12:33 PM
Just use a hair dryer. No smudges, no smears, no linen towel residue on your mirror. If you don't own one because your male pattern baldness set in at 11, you can find them for pretty cheap at a Walgreens or CVS.
7. Jorge Kooney - October 14, 2007 10:42 PM
Nice, I'm installing one on the floor so I can make sure my "taint" is clean shaven.
8. big john - December 2, 2007 3:04 AM
just take some shaving cream and rub it into the mirror....It will fog proof your mirror and lasts for weeks