Oct 1 2007Vibro-Exerciser Machine Looks Questionable
Carl Lewis, a man best known for running fast as hell and winning 9 Olympic gold medals, has created a new piece of exercise equipment. The Vibro-Exerciser allegedly gives you 70% more benefit than regular exercise alone. It does this through "vibration training that taps into your “subconscious muscle responses” to help reduce fat and improve circulation." Now I'm pretty sure this thing doesn't work, because stuff like this has existed forever and everyone is still fat as hell. But I'm no gold medal Olympian. Maybe Carl Lewis knows something I don't. Hell, I can't even run. Unless it's to 7-11 for a case of beer and pack of smokes. And even then I'm only running figuratively, because I'm driving.
Carl Lewis Vibro Exerciser: Vibrate Your Way To A Toned Physique [uberreview]
Reader Comments
1. Sean - October 1, 2007 4:46 PM
FIRST
2. Second - October 1, 2007 4:47 PM
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3. Third - October 1, 2007 4:48 PM
Third!
4. Fourth - October 1, 2007 5:03 PM
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5. bigorangehippo - October 1, 2007 5:18 PM
God.
6. Manuel Gonzales - October 1, 2007 5:36 PM
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7. KC - October 1, 2007 5:50 PM
Losers! Except #5.
8. Eighth - October 1, 2007 10:13 PM
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10. hah - October 2, 2007 9:06 AM
Mo-mo-mo-monster kill!
11. Heh - October 2, 2007 10:20 AM
FINISH HER!!!!!
12. Jack - October 8, 2007 12:40 AM
There is actually evidence supporting the use of vibration platforms for exercise....and that is sad sad posting above me.