Oct 17 2007Umbrella Water Gun Wets The Unsuspecting

The Umbrella Water Gun, from Alexy Woolley Design, is what's created when an umbrella gets drunk one night and goes home with a hussy of a water gun. The unit collects water in the concave top, which travels down into the water gun handle -- so you never run out of ammo as long as it's raining! Brilliant. Just add some dye or food coloring to the reservoir to really piss people off. Just make sure you're wearing running shoes, because if I get sprayed I'll take that umbrella and ram it so far up your ass you'll die of dehydration.
One more after the jump of people who don't understand when to use an umbrella.

Umbrella Water Gun: A Weapon and a Shield All-In-One [uberreview]
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Reader Comments
1. cyril - October 17, 2007 11:36 AM
first
2. cyril - October 17, 2007 11:37 AM
love it
3. Eddy - October 17, 2007 12:02 PM
Somehow I imagine this would cause problems in public places. IE OMG that man has a gun, let us summon the police and apprehend him. Oh, that's just an umbrella. As much as I want one, I imagine I would have trouble using it downtown.
4. Skroonk - October 17, 2007 1:32 PM
Why not just take a knife and cut a hole in the other person's umbrella. They'd get plenty wet.
5. clark - October 17, 2007 3:16 PM
mr. geekologie man. you are a genius!
"what's created when an umbrella gets drunk one night and goes home with a hussy of a water gun"
omgwtfbbq~!
6. Grac - October 17, 2007 6:43 PM
After a few children who jump out of bushes with these are shot by police, they'll have to add the bright orange tip and take away all the fun for the rest of us.
7. Sara - October 18, 2007 1:08 AM
i sort of really need this.
8. Bob - October 18, 2007 11:12 PM
I'll need one of these in case it rains at the next presidential inauguration.