Oct 26 2007The R2-D2 Home Theater System Is Pricey

Need some more Star Wars in your life? Do you also need a home theater system? If so, you can get two birds stoned at once with the R2-D2 home theater system. The little trashcan looking bastard has a DLP projector, DVD player, iPod docking station, two 20-watt speakers, memory card slots and USB port, an LED message center, Millennium Flacon remote control -- and the cute little guy can even follow you around the house. He has sensors so he won't fall down the stairs when you're moving your porn party from the rumpus room to the bedroom! All this for only $2,800. I mean what a freaking steal. Hell, you can barely take a date to dinner and a movie for $2,800 anymore, and I guarantee your date can't project a naked Princess Leia out of her radar eye. He also won't tell you he loves you and then go bang the guy that works the drive-thru window at Wendy's. Porn Projecting Trashcan Robot: 1, Women: 0.
Product Site [thanks to JE, a hilarious individual, for the tip]

Reader Comments
1. luke skywalker - October 26, 2007 4:11 PM
the good thing is...is that if it falls in the swamps of the daegoba system, it will still fully operate.
2. Rose - October 26, 2007 4:48 PM
Many Bothan spies died for this information.
3. TetterkeT - October 26, 2007 5:16 PM
I think the title of this post got cut off. Shouldn't it read,"The R2-D2 Home Theater System Is Pricey, Gay?"
4. frank - October 26, 2007 6:50 PM
this is actually pretty cool..
http://www.xtremegadgets.net
5. becky - October 26, 2007 11:15 PM
i like this. cool.......
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2290046
6. mactank - October 27, 2007 12:44 AM
i love it!!
http://www.mactanque.com
7. JE - October 27, 2007 1:15 AM
I got some props, nice. But seriously, there's no better way to watch porn on the ceiling than this llittle guy. Personally it wouldn't work for me, my bedroom is roof to floor mirrors. Plus if I'm cranking the beast I don't wanna wake up Grandpa. It's miserable enough in that sleeping bag.
8. blpressure - October 27, 2007 8:45 AM
I just fried my brain trying to imagine what it looks like when you turn a projector on in #7s room. Trippy
9. guate6 - October 28, 2007 7:53 PM
Right, so the following is from someone who actually owns a home theater system with an amazing 1080p DLP projector and 630W 5.1 surround sound system. Is it practical? yes. Is it better than buying a giant LCD or plasma TV? Definitely. Is it awesome? Of course, combining DLP projection and R2-D2 is excellent. Quite honestly, it's pretty neat. Would I buy it? No, I only use the projector part, I don't do mp3 players, and 20 watts? my phone could put out more sound than that.
So overall it's great, but I wouldn't buy it (unless I had "extra money," but let's get real here).
10. www.phuckparis.com - October 28, 2007 9:58 PM
wow cool..
11. Sanjuro - October 29, 2007 7:41 AM
"I guarantee your date can't project a naked Princess Leia out of her radar eye"
Speak for yourself, sir... speak for yourself.
12. Freee Pron - October 29, 2007 2:25 PM
Total Waste of Space, and looks bleeding ugly too
13. hackerno1 - January 8, 2009 11:57 AM
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