The Rack Makes It Easier To Kill Wife, Hooker

From the "I've seen it all now and can die sadly" department comes "The Rack". It's a shotgun rack that slides under your mattress so the gun lies flush with the side of your bed at all times -- because under the bed is just too far away. It costs $40 and is a real product (view commercial here, which is hilarious). I can see it now. *pumps shotgun* "I said stop pullin' the covers woman."

Bed Rifle Rack: Convenient Shotgun Access For The Modern Hick [uberreview]

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