Oct 8 2007Stanley Watch Has Calculator, Tape Measure
The Stanley Calculator Ruler Watch is just that -- a watch made by Stanley that adds, measures distances up to six inches, AND tells time. What functionality. They cost $62 and are available from Brando. While I can appreciate the concept, I think the final product came up a little short. I mean six inches? What good is a tape measure that only goes to six freaking inches? Sure, it's more than I need, but that's because I was at the back of the line when God was handing out penises. The time is 12:50 PM and my penis is 2 and 1/4 inches.
Product Site [thanks to Ben Hur for the tip]
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Reader Comments
1. blpressure - October 8, 2007 2:23 PM
Do you have more than one penis then? Because I'm sure you said it was huge once. Maybe you were thinking of mine (stop doing that). That's more likely than having 2 penises.
PS. Watch is stupid!
2. greg - October 8, 2007 2:42 PM
i don't know, think of all those times you needed a ruler for something and you didn't have one nearby.....now its attached to your wrist.
3. blpressure - October 8, 2007 2:49 PM
There were lots of times when I needed a ruler and didn't have one nearby. That's why a tattooed one on my penis. Then all I need is 5 seconds of my imagination and instant ruler any time, any place!
4. Jorge Kooney - October 8, 2007 5:45 PM
I have one, and I have installed a high tension spring as well as a boxing glove on the end.
5. guate6 - October 9, 2007 1:21 AM
This watch sucks. This is a real watch: http://www.stauer.com/itemd.asp?ItemNo=13372&CatID=5
Six inches is just not enough for me (I'm Hispanic) I need more, therefore it would be impractical for me.
6. guate6 - October 9, 2007 1:27 AM
If it were really cool, it'd be like the wireless measurer that Stanley also makes. It's got a frickin' laser!
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000BDIRYC/ref=nosim/?tag=yahoo-tools06-20&creative=380333&creativeASIN=B000BDIRYC&linkCode=asn
7. Claudia - October 9, 2007 9:57 AM
Well, it also subtracts, multiplies, and divides.
8. drunkenbeastie - October 9, 2007 1:44 PM
so i was reading about this watch the other day on gizmodo and thought, "six inch ruler? surely they'll make a penis joke." but they didn't! that's why i read geekologie. thanks for keeping it down to the lowest common denominator!!
9. Ben Hur - October 9, 2007 2:40 PM
It's so you can measure your willy while you whack.