The world's largest shotgun still has a ways to go to beat what I'm packing, but it certainly isn't anything to shake a stick at. The damn thing is around 11-feet long, has a 2-inch barrel, and packs a punch strong enough to wipe out 50-100 ducks on the water. It must be mounted in order to be shot, due to its size and recoil. Kind of reminds me of my penis. One time I forgot to mount that thing before using the men's room at a bar and the recoil blew me through the wall and into the kitchen. Just kidding, I only saw that happen. My penis is tiny.
Your barrel's saggin', bro.
God, if I had a nickel for every time somebody told me my barrel was droopy I'd be pounding an Egg McMuffin right now. This is Nick Jensen and his 1:1 scale replica Halo: Reach LEGO sniper rifle. I...wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of it ... / Continue →
This is the world's largest pumpkin (1,818.5-pounds -- not actually a ton like I said in the title because I'm a dirty liar) carved into a giant zombie scene by pumpkin impaler Ray Villafane. Impressive, right? WRONG. Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was at least four times tha... / Continue →
Vat 19, the company behind the world's largest commercially available gummi bear, is back at it, this time with the world's largest commercially available gummi worm. It's every bit as disgusting as you'd expect. Unless you expected it to not be disgusting, in which case you'... / Continue →