Oct 19 2007Scooter Desk Is A Desk With Wheels!
Oh happy day! The Scooter Desk, from Utilia Design, is one of the awesomest desks ever. It combines a desk, with, get this, an f'ing scooter! So you can race around the office like never before. Now I prefer a knees in the chair and legs extended off the back stance when office racing, but I'm willing to give this a go. This will be more like an adult tricycle race. I don't need to go so fast anyways. The last time I raced I plowed into an unsuspecting secretary as she was exiting the restroom near turn two. It's not fair I have to pay the hospital bill. She was old and that hip was about to go anyways.
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Reader Comments
1. Spartacus - October 19, 2007 1:01 PM
I wo;ld love one of these, but I work in a rennovated 17th Century barn, so gess how smooth the floors are....
Oh, erm, FIRST!! ?
2. mr. scruff - October 19, 2007 1:02 PM
she's way into her e-mail.
3. Alice H - October 19, 2007 1:29 PM
That's great until she zips away really fast, forgetting that her laptop is connected to the power cord which is connected to the wall.
4. nominus - October 19, 2007 2:26 PM
She's pretty cute in an ugly sort of way.
5. MaryG - October 19, 2007 3:32 PM
I wanna give this a go! It can be a little boring here at work, some fun and racing can give us a boost!
6. tonycatman - October 19, 2007 7:43 PM
What's the attraction. Is there a dildo on the seat?
Perhaps it should be called the cooter scooter.
7. mimang - October 20, 2007 6:31 AM
ya know what? it would be way, way cooler if you put pedals on them. you know, like a bicycle. then you would have a bicycle desk! *giggles* more fun at work then.
8. shannon - October 20, 2007 10:08 AM
That's cool and all, but i want a back to my chair at work. Stool are for bars. Unless of course, i am having beer(s) at work. Plus, where do you keep your stapler, pens, post-its, headset dock/phone, tape dispenser, coffee, paperclips, files/reference materials and Dwight Schrute BobbleHead? I mean she has absolutely nada helpful at her fingertips. Where does this girl work, Bank of America?
Then again, theoretically, you could completely eliminate the laptop altogether and install lasers, nerf weapons, waterguns, and thinkgeek screaming monkeys. It'd be like office Joust 2007.