Oct 8 2007Scale Gives Your Weight In Animals
The Animal Scale doesn't have any numbers on it, just animals. It goes from baby rabbit to bear, with a bunch of other animals in the middle. It costs $49 and is available from Angry Associates. I'm probably somewhere between hog and ox. But not the woman I brought home from the bar last night. No sir. She was easily between water buffalo and wooly mammoth. I think she broke two of my ribs. Hairy as hell too. I think I'm going to puke.
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Reader Comments
1. chris - October 8, 2007 3:11 PM
nigger
2. Grace - October 8, 2007 3:11 PM
Ok, I know this sounds lame, but I think this is a really good idea, especially for women. We're so obsessed with numbers now that health is no longer an issue, it's all about how small the number can be. At least with this, women can no longer say "I'm a fat cow."
3. Chelsea - October 8, 2007 3:12 PM
But now they will literally be a cow or an elephant or something.
4. Grace - October 8, 2007 3:14 PM
Yeah... if they're obese, and if that's the case, that's just gross! ;)
5. ilovejb - October 8, 2007 10:01 PM
I love how the picture shows the interval between a duck and a sheep(?). Shit, thats quite a spread there. I think from the ages of 3 to 11 I would have been between there.
6. tocky - October 8, 2007 10:51 PM
If she weighs more than a duck, she's a witch?
7. tocky - October 8, 2007 10:57 PM
Wait, it's 'as much as a duck'. Man, now I feel dumb for quoting monty python, AND for doing it wrong.
8. Jeff - October 9, 2007 8:53 AM
wow, you do not deseve the gift of life...
9. Obviously - October 9, 2007 10:48 AM
They should have one with celebrities. That'd be funny... you could have a (pre pregnant) Nicole Ritchie all the way to a Britney Spears.
10. mr. scruff - October 10, 2007 3:13 PM
#9.....plus the olsen twins all the way to rosie odonnel
11. yeah - March 12, 2009 11:26 AM
Does it go up to blue whale? if it does ill buy it for my fat ass step sister to shut her mouth cuz she claims being hot and sexy