Oct 24 2007Robot Snake Doesn't Knock My Socks Off
Roboboa, a robotic snake from WowWee is now available in the US. It has infrared sensor technology and does stuff like, uh, wiggle around awkwardly. He can also be used as a flashlight, motion detector, alarm clock, and a bunch of other stuff that’s weak. They cost a staggering $100 and look like the ass-snake sex toy I used to have. What in the hell is matter with people these days. Why get a stupid robot snake when you can get a real one? That's what my parents did for me. Sure the slithery bastard ate my sister, but she was a little bitch anyways.
A video after the jump.
Roboboa Robot Snake - Now Available in the US [geekalerts]
Reader Comments
1. Desmoot - October 24, 2007 11:53 AM
Wak
2. Desmoot - October 24, 2007 11:54 AM
This thing is made by a company called WowWee? What symbol are they trading under, Im there
3. Steven Hawkins - October 24, 2007 12:20 PM
What the fuck was that?
4. atronosaurus - October 24, 2007 12:23 PM
Stupid. Just looks like a newfangled sex toy. Meaning I obviously need to buy one for the whole family, Christmas is coming kids!
5. mactanque - October 24, 2007 12:40 PM
cool!
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6. KRiPPeR - October 24, 2007 1:01 PM
Wow, an epileptic dildo!
7. Stoopid Monkey - October 24, 2007 1:51 PM
yummy!
8. poop - October 24, 2007 2:33 PM
ever wondered what was up inside sally? well wait no more! here is your chance to check out all of those cooties in style! buy one get one free! (because you always lose *one* in the process).
GO HOKIES!!
9. deranged - October 24, 2007 3:05 PM
darth vaders homosexual understudy?
10. mind in the gutter - October 25, 2007 11:29 AM
Yes, but will it clean out my gutter.
does this thing move?