Oct 23 2007Phone Fingers Are Ridiculous, Awful, Stupid
Phone fingers are prophylactics for your digits so you don't smudge your precious iPhone screen. They come in small, medium, large and extra large, and you can get a bag of 25 of them for around $15. They are stupid and ugly, like my girlfriend. They also make you look like you've had your hand up your ass. As stupid as they are, I'm still buying a pack of the small (I wish they had extra small) to test as reusable condoms.
Phone Fingers Prevent Smudges, Make You Look Like a Dork [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. Joe Mamma - October 23, 2007 2:53 PM
You have definetely caught the ghey to buy these. Those ear pieces are bad enough. You all look rid-goddamn-diculous.
2. Chris - October 23, 2007 4:49 PM
So...you're supposed to carry these around and then put them on while your phone is ringing? Or just wear them all the time and look like you stole the fingers off Michael Jackson's gloves?
3. Josh - October 23, 2007 5:17 PM
I heard these were a joke...not really meant to be sold or purchased. Well, I can finally pick my nose in public! Right! Right?
4. woodhorse - October 23, 2007 6:10 PM
If you cover the fingers, ears, toes, penis, and nose it would be a damn original Halloween costume.
5. Jenna - October 23, 2007 6:28 PM
Or you could buy 144 of these for like 4 bucks in the first aid section
Granted they're white, not black, but they'd at least have a better chance of blending in with pasty white geek skintones...
6. dog collar addict - October 23, 2007 6:33 PM
wow, what a rip-off! they're just finger cots that you can buy in the drugstore.
7. woodhorse - October 23, 2007 6:34 PM
#5 And that would support the small business entrepreneur exactly how?
8. CAPITALLETTERS - October 23, 2007 6:36 PM
They need to do a white version for those tribal types I see so many of on the streets nowadays.
9. Grace - October 23, 2007 7:19 PM
Do they come in ribbed for the iPhone's pleasure?
10. Jeff L - October 24, 2007 1:25 AM
Unless this product comes with condoms and mouth protectors, it is clearly impractical because what good is keeping finger smudges off an iPhone when Apple fanboys are continually ejaculating and drooling all over their stupid phone?
I urge anyone who sees someone using these to "accidentally" run into them from behind hard enough so that they drop their toy and cry about it for months and tell their grandchildren about the demon who made them scratch their iPhone five decades ago.
11. Maddy - October 24, 2007 2:23 AM
#9 : you are funny!
why buy an expensive phone and then look cheap as hell, protecting your fingers from making the phone dirty or whatever. bet ppl that use these black fingers are the same that keep the remote control of a 3000$ plasma TV in a plastic bag!
12. V - October 24, 2007 4:28 AM
man, your comments are funny!
at first i didn't like your style but now i'm laughing out loud! where do u get this stuff:)?
13. Jason - October 24, 2007 12:31 PM
My wife sells these things to laboratories for different applications. They come in a box of 750 for $20.00!
14. mactanque - October 24, 2007 12:47 PM
lol omg!! cmon lol
http://www.paraguaydelivery.com
15. Izabael - October 25, 2007 8:29 PM
Who would be dumb enough to buy these? Oh wait, it's targeted at iPhone owners....
16. Kimberly - October 28, 2007 5:09 PM
lmao. "They are stupid and ugly, like my girlfriend."
i wasn't expecting the "like my girlfriend" part.
it actually made me giggle.
17. Sarah - March 12, 2008 12:36 AM
Omg iPhones are so stupid I hate them, the Verizon Voyager kicks ass. Yeah my friend is getting an iPhone...i hope he drops it in the toilet
18. sarah - April 4, 2009 10:19 PM
hhahaha kid this is amazing, and now you are my favorite.
let me know how the condoming goes.. Sounds promising.
19. henree - June 4, 2009 6:01 PM
"ugly like my girlfriend" LOL!
20. Dream - June 29, 2009 6:41 PM
(Not gonna read comments because i have better stuff to do, so this might've been said already...)
ROFL!! Condoms For Your Fingers, for protected fingerin'. :D
But really:
1. You've have all 5 fingers in anal, or
2. Your Fingers have frostbite, or
3. You put black-colored condoms on your fingers, or
4. You were too lazy to buy a leather glove/latex glove/giant-sized condom, so you bought this (these?)
21. Elise - January 2, 2010 9:30 AM
bahaha to number 6!
22. nic - April 8, 2010 2:17 AM
hand condom
23. lolwtfbbq - June 22, 2010 2:34 PM
Apparently someone doesn't care if their fingers fall off from lack of circulation :D