Phone Fingers Are Ridiculous, Awful, Stupid

Phone fingers are prophylactics for your digits so you don't smudge your precious iPhone screen. They come in small, medium, large and extra large, and you can get a bag of 25 of them for around $15. They are stupid and ugly, like my girlfriend. They also make you look like you've had your hand up your ass. As stupid as they are, I'm still buying a pack of the small (I wish they had extra small) to test as reusable condoms.
Phone Fingers Prevent Smudges, Make You Look Like a Dork [ohgizmo]
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