Oct 22 2007Silver Peripherals For Germophobes
The Silver Seal Keyboard and Mouse are antibacterial peripherals. They're also dishwasher safe. They both have silver ions embedded into the plastic, to prevent the buildup of germs and viruses. When the keyboard gets too many Cheeto/Dorito crumbs in it, you just throw that bitch in the dishwasher. Simple as that. They ship next month, but no word on price yet. As an added bonus, if you're ever attacked by a werewolf while at your computer, you can grab one of these suckers and drive that mother through the bastard's heart. Antibacterial and antiwerewolfial. I can't believe they don't mention that in the sales pitch.
SILVER SEAL Antibacterial Dishwasher Safe Mouse & Keyboard [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. Zachary Snyder - October 22, 2007 4:09 PM
Um, silver kills werewolves, not vampires...
Thats why i use a garlic soaked, wooden keyboard, so when a vampire does show up i can impale him with it.....
2. Zachary Snyder - October 22, 2007 5:49 PM
lol, now that you edited the post, my comment looks insane...thanks!
3. blpressure - October 22, 2007 6:38 PM
Does cum have any bacteria in it? If it does I need these ASAP.
4. Fourth Assholes - October 22, 2007 9:28 PM
Fourth assholes
5. Canada User - October 23, 2007 8:25 AM
My friend has the keyboard in the back i think he got it for 20 or 30 CAD
6. RandomNigel - October 23, 2007 1:22 PM
Lawl.
I do have terrible troubles with werewolves.
7. Stoopid Monkey - October 23, 2007 5:32 PM
finally a way to wash this pesky cum-soaked keyboard.....god bless internet porn