Oct 24 2007Periodic Table Shower Curtain Is Awesome

I love chemistry as much as anyone else. I think my fascination started as a kid in science class, when I learned that all life on earth comes stems from chromium or whatever. Well now you can appreciate all those other awesome elements every time you shower with the Periodic Table Shower Curtain. They're available from firebox.com, but currently sold out. It's sweet, and it's semi-transparent. You know what that means don't you? That means when my girlfriend showers I can sit in the bathroom and admire my two favorite elements -- boobidium and vaginium.
Product Site [thanks to Hugo for the tip, a man overcoming adversity with a monster dong]
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Reader Comments
1. Eddy - October 25, 2007 9:36 AM
first...for once...
i think i'm going to need one of these...seeing as how i'm going to be raped by chem next semester...damn me trying to become a doctor :/
2. gia - October 25, 2007 9:47 AM
i need that to!!
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3. Spunky - October 25, 2007 10:03 AM
I've heard they react to friction. No pics to prove it though.
4. clark - October 25, 2007 10:48 AM
Dude, geekologie man. You need to seriously BLOCK GIA from this site. 1.) He cannot spell. 2.) He is posting freakin' spam links.
5. daguz - October 25, 2007 12:42 PM
It's like being out in the elements.
6. YOyo - October 25, 2007 5:06 PM
This is a double post....
7. jo - October 25, 2007 10:58 PM
i think, that if you can buy it at bed bath and beyond, it is not geeky enough to be on this blog.
8. mimang - October 25, 2007 11:03 PM
if you were a guy and you were trying to do it with someone in the shower, the girl would just basically turn around and run away screaming when she sees this.
9. Nano - October 26, 2007 2:01 AM
They had this in that failed abortion of a show 'The Big Bang Theory'. It was probably the only good thing in the pilot i watched for that piece of shit.