Oct 16 2007Nissan Concept Van Doubles As Pedo-Mobile

Nissan unveiled another concept vehicle ready for the 2007 Tokyo Motor show. It's called the NV200, which is a really shitty name for a van that's designed for underwater photographers/soccer moms. Why not the Scuba-van or Marine-machine? Its got all the accoutrements for photographers, including an editing workstation, storage for diving gear, etc. Jesus, Nissan, what the hell is wrong with you? Last time I checked, there weren't exactly a shit-ton of underwater photographers in the world looking for new wheels. This isn't going to make any money. What the world needs is a masturbation-station wagon -- then you've got something.
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Reader Comments
1. Ll - October 16, 2007 3:03 PM
I agree crap - and I'm first
2. Manuel Gonzales - October 16, 2007 3:11 PM
The steering wheel is on the wrong side.
3. Quin - October 16, 2007 3:21 PM
It's not on the wrong side for a vehicle in Tokyo... which is where this was being shown.
4. www.smartgirls.com - October 16, 2007 4:06 PM
i think it would be fun to have but not to drive everyday!!
5. mimang - October 17, 2007 6:09 AM
you can also use it for stalking people too.
6. Anon - October 20, 2007 11:34 AM
4chan partyvan, lulz.