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Nissan Concept Van Doubles As Pedo-Mobile

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Nissan unveiled another concept vehicle ready for the 2007 Tokyo Motor show. It's called the NV200, which is a really shitty name for a van that's designed for underwater photographers/soccer moms. Why not the Scuba-van or Marine-machine? Its got all the accoutrements for photographers, including an editing workstation, storage for diving gear, etc. Jesus, Nissan, what the hell is wrong with you? Last time I checked, there weren't exactly a shit-ton of underwater photographers in the world looking for new wheels. This isn't going to make any money. What the world needs is a masturbation-station wagon -- then you've got something.

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