Oct 4 2007Nail Assist: For Struggling Carpenters
I'm building a pirate ship and taking it out to sea to rob and pillage the rich, so you better believe I can drive a nail straight. For those of you who can't, you should learn. For those of you that aren't into learning there's the 'Nail Assist' system. You put a nail in the tube, put it where you want, and bang on the big ass top with a hammer. Please note: Your wife will probably insist you do the cooking and laundry and that she'll handle the home repairs if you're caught with this thing. She may also cheat on you. Which you will deserve.
One more after the jump, just in case the concept is beyond you.
Nailing For Dummies [yankodesign]
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Reader Comments
1. First - October 4, 2007 10:13 AM
FIRST
FIRST
FIRST
FIRST
HAHA IM FIRST
2. anonymous - October 4, 2007 10:49 AM
i didnt need asistents nailin ur gf
3. RandomReader - October 4, 2007 10:53 AM
I've always liked this site, but over the past few months I have noticed that more and more is just day old gizmodo, and there seems to be far less activity regarding both viewers and posters.
Maybe recruiting another author wouldn't hurt?
I love this site, don't get me wrong, and I check my rss probably 60 times throughout each weekday, and 10+ on the weekend. It would just be nice to see a bit more content, and definitely a larger amount of semi-unique content.
4. RandomReader - October 4, 2007 11:26 AM
...although saying that, the only reason i wish there were more people on here is so i can meet more guys. You see i'm a homosexual and enjoy nothing more than meeting people on the internet and visiting public restrooms with them for some gloryhole action.
5. blpressure - October 4, 2007 12:15 PM
Hey #4 if you're gonna imitate #3, at least use his URL so we don't know someone else.
6. blpressure - October 4, 2007 12:17 PM
That's "don't know YOU'RE someone else." That nail thingy look like a penis pump for midgets.
7. RandomReader - October 4, 2007 12:25 PM
That was left out intentionally, so everyone could see the humor of me calling him gay. See? Get it? I made it look like he was calling himself gay, when actually, I was calling him gay. Yeah, dude you're gay.
8. blpressure - October 4, 2007 12:57 PM
Except you didn't make it look like he was calling himself gay at all. You seem to be obsessed with calling people gay, i think you doth protest too much. Gayboy.
9. TheMrs. - October 4, 2007 1:34 PM
Now now boys must I make you go to opposite sides of the room until you cool off????
After my soon to be husband proposes to me with that stupid box I wouldn't be surprised if I saw this gadget in his tool box!
10. nominus - October 4, 2007 1:50 PM
Tool Box? Awww dammit, thats what I was gonna name my strip club. Well, tool boxes, but still. I can say that this site has gone downhill, but I think anticlown is the culprit. And, also, firsty fags are never good for anyone. And if they made it so that people couldn't pose as you, there would be more of a community on these comments. And posers can clean out the folds of my nutsack.
11. RandomReader - October 4, 2007 1:58 PM
I am OUTRAGED!!! The third RandomReader wasn't i, the second RandomReader!!! HE'S A PHONY!!!
(i'd like to offer my apologies to RandomReader the First as i feel my original post somewhat undermined his comments. I'd like to think RandomReader the Third will do likewise.)
12. drunkenbeastie - October 4, 2007 2:47 PM
@RandomReader[0]: so very true. though the comments are usually a bit more amusing than gizmodo.
13. T - October 4, 2007 4:05 PM
I dont know there, but its so old here in Brazil