Oct 1 2007Female Master Chief Makes Me Feel Funny
Artist David Johnson has created a female Master Chief figure in polymer clay and is selling her on eBay. She is 8" tall and gives me a boner (which is about half that size). Bidding started at $199, but is now over $1,500. David insures his pieces for life, so if you break her during a heavy petting session one night he'll fix her for free. The auction ends on October 4th. It's totally cool to pleasure yourself to this thing right? I mean it's not like it's anime or anything. That's a cartoon. This thing is practically a real woman. Well just to be safe I'm not saying that it's okay to pleasure yourself while checking her out. But I did. Twice. Three times here in a few minutes.
A ton more of her after the jump, along with a link to the auction.
eBay via Halo 'Mistress Chief' Action Figure On eBay [therawfeed]
Reader Comments
1. White667 - October 1, 2007 6:27 PM
Wow, that's pretty cool.
2. Billis - October 1, 2007 7:01 PM
So sad. That helmet makes it totally unattractive.
3. minor chief - October 1, 2007 7:15 PM
how can something so small be so anatomically correct?
love the details
4. Amy - October 1, 2007 7:33 PM
Anatomically correct? Lol, maybe in your manga books you jerk off to.
5. Char - October 1, 2007 8:13 PM
What I don't get is the armor. Why the heck would you wear armor if it doesn't protect your whole body? Granted, it's a figure, but impractical if in real life.
6. Lone - October 1, 2007 8:42 PM
Forgive the halo geek, but shouldn't the MJOLNIR armor be almost the same for men/women? The only differences between the two would be that it'd be wider in the chest area (though it would still be actually covering everything, because armor that doesn't cover the body is useless).
Of course, if the figure was designed to not pay attention to anything in the actual Halo universe, and only keep little boys busy, then I'd say it's doing a great job.
LL&P
Lone
7. Michael Brown - October 1, 2007 9:08 PM
sure, but then she wouldn't be hot. And hot takes priority over common sense and every other kind of sense. I'm rather impressed.
8. mahalohalo - October 1, 2007 11:28 PM
wow, i like the touch of mesh around the bottom of her chest... nice modeling skills!
PS. this is what i want to be for halloween!!!... i wish...
9. Maddy - October 2, 2007 1:44 AM
Amy : it is anatomically correct imo. She has a flat stomach, nice breast, muscular legs.
It`s a very very sexy model. I guess he kept the helm to give it a more "Halo" look, without a helm she`d just be a sexy figurine with a big weapon.
10. Sasa - October 2, 2007 4:09 AM
At first sight I thought it's a real woman wearing a surt of armor.. oO
11. Nikky Raney - October 2, 2007 6:44 AM
what is the point of this thing?
12. CS - October 2, 2007 8:59 AM
To answer #9 question: money, money, money, mon-ey, MON-AAAY.
For the one buying it, it'll look great with his (or her) Halo action figures.
13. ramy - October 2, 2007 9:13 AM
i think it would have been better if he removed the helmets visor... i mean, she's practically naked anyways >_<
14. Sendmeafree360! - October 2, 2007 10:06 AM
Well as short as Halo 3 is from what I hear, they should have added this Halo Mistress Chief !!!
Ooops... I let the cat out of the bag for Halo 4 !!! :)
15. blah - October 2, 2007 1:54 PM
Finally, something for Halo nerds to jerk off to when they're not playing the most overrated game in history.
16. CAPITALLETTERS - October 2, 2007 2:01 PM
What's going on with the neck? That neck is really bad. Terrible neck.
17. Michael Brown - October 2, 2007 8:31 PM
girls don't have necks. what are you looking at?
18. master of all things halo - October 3, 2007 3:10 PM
i am a ninja. my lady is a ninja. we're a ninja couple. we wear body armor when we're rapin' and pillaging. believe me, there's nothing so protected as a woman's mid section when she doesn't wan you to fucking touch it.
so... you all are stoopud.
19. me - October 3, 2007 3:12 PM
i like the little chasitity device down there at the crotch. it's HUGE!! her bush muct be massive--------> !!!
20. freefall - October 3, 2007 3:15 PM
shut up fag! you're not a ninja!
21. master of ALL THINGS halo - October 3, 2007 3:19 PM
hey freefall,
where do you live? i'll come to your house and cut you!
you don't even know.
i *am* a ninja. i learned the secret ways when i was less than seven years old, which makes me clean in the eyes of the maker. i'm not responsible for the damage i do because of this fact alone.
i'm also a smoking hot piece of man meat. the ladies all love the ninja action.
22. . - November 27, 2007 9:34 PM
'action figure' ? ohh that kind of action aye guys ;)
gross.
23. Axel M - January 4, 2008 1:00 PM
that´s a pretty lady spartan, but i don´t like the helmet because looks to be very bulky , and the armor looks very weak, i mean if you wanna desing a armor have to be strong and have to protect to the user. don´t think?, but please this is a construction criticism, without the intention of offend. Because a like too much this desing
24. groonk - January 12, 2008 2:03 AM
i'll be in my bunk.
25. A. Sanderson - January 12, 2008 4:02 PM
I agree. Sure you get to look at her lady-bits but whats the point of armor if your midsection isnt covered..plus the armor looks too light to be of any use at all. I guess this ones just for looks..
26. WTF? - January 14, 2008 8:31 AM
u ppl clearly dont know the proper story line because there are female spartans and their armor is exactly the same.
27. Skeps - January 15, 2008 4:13 AM
I agree with # 16, something's not right about her neck, way to long, kinda bent at a weird angle
28. SnowFox - February 11, 2008 8:14 AM
I automatically assumed the armour was ripped off, like that Haloid thing a while back where everyone was yelling MC VS SAMUS...where MC was a chick and they both danced at the end...
But the mesh gives me the impression its damaged and as for the people who say its for little kids to fap off to, wtf are they doing with 1.5K?
29. xman180 - February 26, 2008 5:31 PM
you guys need a life
30. Brandon - March 15, 2008 12:12 AM
Duh,morons spartans do have shields.And those shields do regenerate.