Looj is a remote controlled gutter cleaning robot from iRobot. It was not made for asses. Models start at $100 and go up to $170. You throw the wily little bastard in the gutter, and away he goes, augering all the very loose debris and throwing it over the side. I don't need one, because whenever I babysit the neighbor's kid I throw him up on the roof and make him clean the gutters for me. Sometimes I give him a dollar in change if he does a real good job. Sike, he doesn't get shit.
A video after the jump. It's hilarious. A guy selling a GUTTER CLEANING ROBOT forgets what a gutter is at 0:28. Awesome.
The Vacuum Broom from designer Wilson Song is the lovechild of a vacuum and broom that were locked in the same closet overnight. I heard a mop insisted on a threesome but they wouldn't have it. Anyways, the hollow broom bristles have suction ducts inside that allow for the va... / Continue →
Just like a Phoenix, but waaaaaay less badass.
Hey -- you ever wanted to be a tree? Well now you can (provided you're dead) thanks to the $225 Spiritree, a biodegradable urn that feeds a tree planted in the middle WITH YOUR BURNT-ASS REMAINS. I can't wait to be a mighty oak!... / Continue →
The Bender House looks like Bender's dome from Futurama. If you've never seen Futurama I'm going to assume you don't have a television or internet so you probably aren't even reading this. Unless they print out copies of Geekologie and distribute them in Africa, which, I thin... / Continue →