Oct 9 2007Lightning Alarm Clock Shocks You Awake
Okay, the clock doesn't actually shock you in the traditional sense. It just makes crackling and buzzing electrical noises to wake you up. It also has a little lightning show in the glass tube when the alarm goes off. It costs $60. Now call me crazy, but who the hell wants to wake up to the sound of electrical discharge? It might as well be gunfire and explosions. Stupid as it is, I'll still take it over my current alarm any day. Which is a cat licking my face with the same tongue he just used to give the other cat's a-hole a good spot cleaning.
Lightening Alarm Clock Harnesses The Power Of The Gods [uberreview]
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Reader Comments
1. sean - October 9, 2007 4:06 PM
if it did shock you, you would wake up quick.
first!!!!
2. Andy - October 9, 2007 4:43 PM
Can you put your weed in it?
3. blpressure - October 9, 2007 4:50 PM
Crap. Nothing beats the flying alarm clock. If you don't know it has a little propeller that takes off from the alarm clock base, and the alarm doesn't stop beeping until you get your lazy ass out of bed to retrieve it and place it back on the base unit. It's not good if you sleep with the windows open.
4. dilly - October 10, 2007 12:26 AM
it's LIGHTNING. everytime I read this I keep thinking about whitening products..
5. Clockmaster - October 10, 2007 7:06 AM
That's kind of cool, but offline clocks are a thing of the past. Go to http://onlineclock.net and see what I mean !
6. awesomeman - October 10, 2007 8:43 AM
that would be so cool if i had that.... i mean what could be better than a clock shocking you in the morning!!!
7. Rat - October 23, 2007 1:24 PM
If you wrap a coil around the 'lightning' tube, and run the wires to your toe, it'd REALLY shock you awake.
Burn some skin off, too.