Oct 15 2007Life Size Princess Leia Sex Toy Coming Soon

Did someone say more Star Wars? Well you got it! Introducing the Star Wars Animated Life Size Princess Leia Monument. She stands around 5 feet tall, has a blaster, and looks hot as hell. Check out those cans! Honk honk! They say she's animated, but I couldn't find any info on what actually moves. Maybe her head swivels. She's limited edition, but only costs $800. What a steal. Did I mention she comes with some of the sweetest sweater yams I've ever set eyes on? Well she does! Now I'm not saying I'm going to buy one and have sex with it, but when I do buy one and have sex with it I hope it's gentler on my privates than the life size Terminator I got last year.
Star Wars Animated Life Size Princess Leia Monument stands tall [newlaunches]

Reader Comments
1. stephen p. - October 15, 2007 3:20 PM
she's not animated...the style of the statue is animated.
2. James - October 15, 2007 3:21 PM
It's probably called animated because it's not a true-to-life statue of Leia, but a sculpter of a drawn/animated version of Princess Leia.
3. Sara - October 15, 2007 3:38 PM
"The largest Leia collectible ever created, this marvelous piece is based on the design of the hugely popular animated maquette." (The actual vendor's site)
That's right, folks; the statue is a statue of Princess Leia from the animated Star Wars.
4. Sara - October 15, 2007 3:39 PM
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=GE9724
5. Sanjuro - October 15, 2007 6:26 PM
"But mom, how will I fit it in the basement??"
Might as well go ahead and change the title of this article to next year's inevitable: "The Biggest Selling Star Wars Collectible Of All Time Announced"
6. Jorge Kooney - October 15, 2007 6:52 PM
If she doesn't have 3 working holes, I don't want it.
7. mactank - October 15, 2007 7:28 PM
mac + tank : http://www.mactanque.com/
8. Mark - February 15, 2008 11:56 PM
I'd hump that other chick in the photo.