Oct 30 2007Key Holder Is Expensive, Provides No Jingle
The Keyport Key Holder is finally hitting the market. The damn things cost $295 (!) and will first be available only to those on the reserve list. Which, if you are on, is despicable. I mean $300? And why the hell does the thing have a key-ring dongle? What the hell is the matter with just a key-ring? I thought that your status in life was directly proportional to the jingle of the keys you carry. Which, I might add, makes the janitor at work the most successful person I know.
Keyport availability announced, priced outrageously [engadget]
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Reader Comments
1. mr. scruff - October 30, 2007 6:01 PM
this was on geekologie.com less than 3 months ago... geez
2. gia - October 30, 2007 6:02 PM
coool..
3. Cliffjumper - October 30, 2007 6:48 PM
http://www.geekologie.com/2007/04/keyport_slide_revolutionizes_k.php
lawl
4. Cliffjumper - October 30, 2007 6:48 PM
Sorry xD
5. BlighedArt - October 30, 2007 7:41 PM
It was amazing then, and is amazing now.
$300?!?!?!?!!?!?!? D:
6. loller - October 31, 2007 3:37 AM
rotflolmfao!!! geekologie got pwned!
7. .Ben - October 31, 2007 5:57 AM
How exactly did Geekologie get pwned?
8. leelee - November 2, 2007 10:32 PM
actually I thought it was the less keys you have the more important you are. The Janitor has a lot because they don't trust him with a master key like they do the big important people