Oct 24 2007Flower Urinals: Pee On Something Beautiful
Flower Urinals, from Clark Sorenson, are flower shaped urinals. They sell for anywhere between $6,500 and $9,500, making them ridiculously expensive for a bunch of urine receptacles. Nice try Clark Sorenson, but I developed these things years ago. I had a line of Venus Penis Trap urinals that bit your pollinator off when you were done peeing. I only sold a single unit. Which kind of makes me the Van Gogh of urinal design.
Flower shaped urinals - Nature enters your bathroom for a price [bornrich]
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Reader Comments
1. Superevil - October 24, 2007 12:38 PM
I seriously hope these are in the womans bathroom.
2. mactanque - October 24, 2007 12:39 PM
looks good!
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3. Chris - October 24, 2007 1:12 PM
Little Shop of Horrors, anyone?
4. flareback - October 24, 2007 1:43 PM
I'd be more inclined to be all over the outside of it than in it. Thats the sort of thing they'd put in a gay bar.
5. Stoopid Monkey - October 24, 2007 1:49 PM
i've been peeing on flower and roses and bushes since i learned to contral my little fireman hose....this ain't new.....
6. Frank Stamphony - October 24, 2007 2:29 PM
They should install these in airports. Would make for a more interesting trip.
7. mr.scruff - October 24, 2007 2:30 PM
#5, lol. don't that trees are our little hoses' best friend!
8. groonk - October 24, 2007 7:16 PM
reminds me of the Audrey II.
i fear them.
9. buzz_clik - October 25, 2007 1:20 AM
I had one of these in my bathroom once. I don't take as much acid these days, though.
10. www.celebsluts.com - October 25, 2007 12:05 PM
looks interesting!!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2284146
11. Jeeze - November 6, 2007 3:16 AM
Honestly, this is the most clever post done in a while. Very funny.
At the same time though, I think they're pretty cool.