Oct 24 2007Flower Urinals: Pee On Something Beautiful

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Flower Urinals, from Clark Sorenson, are flower shaped urinals. They sell for anywhere between $6,500 and $9,500, making them ridiculously expensive for a bunch of urine receptacles. Nice try Clark Sorenson, but I developed these things years ago. I had a line of Venus Penis Trap urinals that bit your pollinator off when you were done peeing. I only sold a single unit. Which kind of makes me the Van Gogh of urinal design.

Flower shaped urinals - Nature enters your bathroom for a price [bornrich]

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I seriously hope these are in the womans bathroom.

Little Shop of Horrors, anyone?

I'd be more inclined to be all over the outside of it than in it. Thats the sort of thing they'd put in a gay bar.

i've been peeing on flower and roses and bushes since i learned to contral my little fireman hose....this ain't new.....

They should install these in airports. Would make for a more interesting trip.

#5, lol. don't that trees are our little hoses' best friend!

reminds me of the Audrey II.

i fear them.

I had one of these in my bathroom once. I don't take as much acid these days, though.

Honestly, this is the most clever post done in a while. Very funny.

At the same time though, I think they're pretty cool.

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